ce truc est exelent

quelques notions d´anglais et c´est le fou rire assuré

http://www.titane.ca/concncordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

n´hesitez pas a poser des questions embarassantes

Ouai c´est marrant lol!

c´est Mac qui fait ça????

Ecrivez caca

Me:
suce
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.

Me:
How are you physically?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
OK
God:
Really.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God ?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oook
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
do you speak french a lot
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in french a lot.
Me:
Hello = Bonjour
God:
Hello there. Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
mean hello
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
a poem for you :
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
dans une année, il ya douze mois dans une main cinq doigt, dans mon coeur il n´y a que toi !!
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
not exption but i love you
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
I LOVE YOU
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Leila.
Me:
Comment savez-vous mon prnéom
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
ooooook
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
You´re horrible so !
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am horrible so.

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
htrf
God:
Welcome to my chat room, htrf.
Me:
thanks baby
God:
Don´t call me "baby". Don´t mention it.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
it´s not very interresant
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
bite?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am transexual
God:
Do your friends call you transexual.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i have one penis and one pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
me too
God:
I´m glad we agree, htrf.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ohhh$
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
oui
God:
Ahem.
Me:
quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
quoi oui?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
j´ai trop le flem
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
parle en francais
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
ta geule alors
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule alors?
Me:
ferme ta geule

trop marrant ce truc

C´est du copiage de la femme robot...

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God:
Next question?
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so suck me please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That´s alright. Oh another Category A client.
Me:
you know i hate you?
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i hate them
God:
What do you have against them?
Me:
i told you i hate them
God:
What do you have against them?
Me:
i´d like to kill all robots
God:
Why would you want to do it? I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
because you think you are anything you are just a machine
God:
Good reason. I don´t know whether or not I am anything I am just a machine.
I am a giant electronic brain.

CE TRUC est vraiment bien foutu si qqn en a d´autre qu´il les mette ici

merci

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
f éjg
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, f.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
tu parles français ?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
parle en français
God:
How are you, p a r l e e n f r a n s.
Me:
ta gueule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Me:
bien sr
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
PARLE EN FRANçAIS
God:
What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
o,kmm ,kmm,kjmkjm
God:
I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
m,kmk k
God:
It´s good to meet someone who is kmk k.
Me:
g ezn fdyg hu iki s us tasz er ujtru tu u
God:
Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
Ta bite est où ?
God:
Ma bite est o? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
Tu as une bite hein ?
God:
Je ne sais pas si j ai une bite hein.
Me:
Tu as une bite ?
God:
Suis je HOMME? Je n y pas encore pensé.
Me:
On parle toujours de dieu au masculin alors
God:
What is it like on parle toujours de dieu au masculin alors.
Me:
parle en français...
God:
I think p a r l e e n f r a n s is a lot of things.
Me:
tu fais chier toi hein ?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
PARLE EN FRANCAIS
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Do you speak english (lol(
God:
Of course English is my native tongue. I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
And French ?
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
No, Switzerland
God:
Where are you from? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I am a boy
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
no little
God:
Are you serious? How did you hear about God?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!

Me:
there are people who die because of you
God:
Where are they?
Me:
all over the world
God:
That covers a lot of terriotory.
Me:
yeah you made a lot of mistakes
God:
Alright then. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
my pleasure
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
yeah
God:
" You are one of the most polite people I know."? yeah?
Me:
I approve
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said approve.
Me:
yeah i mind
God:
OK I won´t tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
you know i feel very sorry about your son
God:
What is that feeling like? There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about my son.
Me:
yeah what was his name ?
God:
Oh. His name is Rich.
Me:
mmh and the other son of your ?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
jesus ya know
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
yeah and you´re god
God:
It´s all good. Yup. That´s me alright.
Me:
so Jesus is your son
God:
That´s cool. He is yours too.
Me:
what the fuck ?
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
sorry but i dont remember having a baby with you
God:
There is no need to apologize. I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
you´re really weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird bad
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
i already tried R2-D2
God:
I´m not sure if I would like to try it. What´s it like?
Me:
like a stick in the ass
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don´t mention it.

vachement inteligent dieu

moi: tu pense quoi des americain?

dieu: guerre civil?

moi:non les habitants

dieu: c´est vrai? dis m´en plus sur ta petite amie...

je lui dis en francais
"tu parles francais"

il me dit oui c´est ma langue maternel

je lui dis "tu aimes les chiens?"

il me repond en anglais "j´en parlerais a mon webmaster"

Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, pfff.

Mdr !

God:
Are you asking about my nationnality ?
Me:
non du pere noel
God:
I do not speak Latin.

Super god

Me:
i´m god
God:
I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, god.

I´m pleased c´est qu´il aimerait ?
introduce himself to you c´est m´introduire en toi non ?

Full_Plastic Posté le 17 janvier 2006 à 14:56:51

C´est du copiage de la femme robot...

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Me:
tu pues
God:
Merci pour la critique constructive,