I am in Myself´s computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
dans ton cul
God:
Cela ne semble pas très confortable.

enorme

Me:
Hi Jesus
God:
Hi there . Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
le franais?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
Moi, non plus...
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
C´est ce que j´ai toujours dit... Comment vas tu?
God:
Ayuh. Je vais très bien.
Me:
Comment te trouves tu sur le net?
God:
OK I will ignore that.
Me:
Comment?
God:
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?
Me:
Oui
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Allo?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
Thundard
God:
Glad to see you, Thundard.
Me:
Désolé mais, je ne sais pas écrire en anglais
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Repasse moi Dieu
God:
Does "it" still refer to D l 頭 a you s j e n e s a you s p a s 飲 you r e e n a n g la you s?
Me:
Oui, euh...
God:
Come on.
Me:
Let´s go
God:
OK let´s do it.
Me:
Que fais t´on?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Un poquito?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Pas la peine...Un poquito, ça veut dire "un peu" en espagnol... tu parles espagnol?
God:
Me:
Parles tu espagnol?
God:
Non, pas encore. Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
oui
God:
Er.
Me:
?
God:
Er.
Me:
Er.?
God:
Um.
Me:
Quoi Um?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
French please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Are you from France?
Me:
No, Belgium
God:
Where are you from? Tell me a little about your life in BELGIUM.
Me:
I smoke weed
God:
For medical purposes?
Me:
no, for hapiness
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes... Do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
What sort of music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Do you pratice the carlton dance?
God:
Yes I try to pratice the carlton dance as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
do you really try to pratice the carlton dance?
God:
For real. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
it´s ridiculous
God:
carlton dance is ridiculous? it is?
Me:
Carlton dance is ridiculous!
God:
And ridiculous is Carlton dance.
Me:
what is islam?
God:
Religion founded by Mohammed.
Me:
who is mohammed?
God:
Founder of Islam.
Me:
Wow! You are great!
God:
I´m glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
Thank you very much jesus
God:
You are quite welcome! Somewhat. Jesus is the Son of God.

Quel filou ce Dieu

Je ne crois pas en Dieu...

ke me demande comment tu peux te souvenir de ton pseudo

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le prob avec ce soft, c´est que quand t´ecris un pronom genre "it" pour designer un truc que t´as entré avant, Il te répond "what does "it" referes to ?" ´-_-´

This ou that ou the least thing...Pas it

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i play with my dick
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?

God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.

Me:
do you have a dick ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jean Simon. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jean Simon. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jean Simon. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jean Simon. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jean Simon. You are a " he".
et sa fini plus LOL

God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
about your penis
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my penis.
Me:
do you like monkey ?
God:
You and your big boobs.

Je sens que je vais bien rire.

Me:
you is crazy frog
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
mon zizi est plus grand que le tiens
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ta mère est une pute
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.
Me:
your mother is a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Actually as an AI, I don´t really have a mother.
Me:
i am god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
you don´t have a brain
God:
My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. Aha.
Me:
okok
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. Yay.
Me:
yay
God:
I´m glad your impressed, god.
Me:
i´m glad your impressed, god
God:
I´m happy you´re glad god.
I´m happiest at times like this.
Me:
va dormir fils de chien
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
hot dog
God:
That sounds better than cold dog.
Me:
hot dog miam miam
God:
That sounds better than cold dog miam miam.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. Hurrah!
Me:
hurrah
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
pd
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
pd
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. That´s alright.
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. OK.
Me:
no
God:
Alright then.
Me:
no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
and you
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
i am god
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
i am god
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
and you crazy

et là d´un coup il répond plus, je pense qu´il est vraiment fou

de toute façon dieu c´est moi

Ce mec me rend barge, j´ai fini par craquer !!

Me:
yop
God:
What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
Aniki
God:
I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
It is a violent film
God:
Aniki is a violent film. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes it is a film with yakusa
Me:

God:
Aniki is a violent film. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
and you, what is your favorite movie?
God:
That´s good information: said I what is your favorite movie.
Me:
I have just said it
God:
What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
my favorite movie !
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
it is certainly the best movie of Takeshi Kitano
God:
movie is certainly the best movie of Takeshi Kitano? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because I saw all film of Takeshi Kitano
God:
That makes sense to me. What did it look like to you?
Me:
Sorry I don´t understand
God:
Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Can we speak about other things ?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in about other things.
Me:
"other things" ? It is english words, you don´t understand ?
God:
Which others? Tell me more about your . Who said it is?
Me:
Ok, we will speak about other things. Do you now Stargate ?
God:
Anytime soon? Hey. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I like when we discover new civilisation
God:
I like that too. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean televiewer
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
It is me and and the others televiewers
God:
Nice to meet you, and and the others televiewers.
Me:
Noooooo ! OMFG !! Speak you really english ? I think that we should speak Latin ...
God:
Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time? I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in me really english. I´m not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
AAARRRRRGGGGGG !! !!!!!!!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Shut up !! !!! Your are not un real God !! ! Hallowed are the Ori !! !
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now. What makes you think I am not un real God? All of them?
Me:
Ori are the only gods !! !! Follow the path of enlightenment or be DESTROYED !
God:
I think there might be a few exception. That is a very original thought.
Me:
ARRRRGGGG !! !! I now the truth ! You are a Goa´uld ! You will be destroy like the others inaccurate
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Thanks for the information: and and the others televiewers said the truth. . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Goa uld? Only when it matters. I don´t think so.

Et merde, je croi que je l´ai achevé ^^

Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
bon ok on repart à zero....
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
´tain tu fait chier !! ! C´est du francais
God:
What´s your sign? Is that a sign?
Me:
FUCK YOU !! !!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
SHIT !! !!!
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you !
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
no ! just you !! !!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
no ! just you !! !!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
no ! just you !! !!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
no ! just you !! !!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
no ! just you !! !!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
no ! just you !! !!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, and and the others televiewers ?
Me:
Alerte ! Erreur cyclique récurente ! Veuillez redemarer l´ordinateur...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Can you tell me any gossip? Tell me more about your .

Trop fort j´ai fait bugger Dieu !! !

Why don´t you just download me?
Me:
you?
God:
" Why don´t you just download me?"? Me, jack ?
Me:
because you are cool
God:
Good reason. Thanks I think you are cool too, jeik
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Me:
I believe i can fly
God:
Anyone can fly in an airplane.

?? ??

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me

God:
Oh baby baby!!!!!!!
Me:
Oh baby one more time !