moi je lui dit

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Me:
what is your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
i can´t believe it.
God:
ferme ta geule...
Me:
so fuck your guys bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. That´s alright. Why are you using that kind of language?

Le mec qui me braque et qui apres dit que j manque de respect, mdr

Me:
t´es bete?
God:
Non.
Me:
t´es sur?
God:
Aussi sur que l on peut être quand on est qu une machine. il sais meme s´autocasser trop cool

Me:
dis moi
God:
Que voulez vous entendre?
Me:
rien
God:
Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.

Me:
tu connais
God:
Je pense que oui.
Me:
l´histoire
God:
Je suis aussi très intéressé par l histoire. Mon créateur aimerais m apprendre l ancien empire Egyptien.

Me:
du con
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
qui dit non
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
tu connais
God:
Je pense que oui.
Me:
tu connais l´histoire du co qui dit non
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
tu connais l´histoire du mec super intelligent qui dit non?
God:
Je ne pense pas.

Me:
su*e moi
God:
Un australopitheque vient d etre detecté

il est trop fort

God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
no its cool you should try it
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it´s" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
Me:
i love to see a man slowly loose his blood
God:
I´m not sure if I would like to do it. What´s it like?
Me:
it´s kind of orgasmic
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
when i kill i feel a big erection in my pant
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
F**k you

its = pronom possesif objet

je voulais dire "it is"

Me:
Hello man
God:
Hello there. Thanks for telling me your gender, Florian. You are a " he".
Me:
It´s natural ^^
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. What makes you so sure?
Me:
Because it´s natural.
God:
That makes sense to me. Really. it is?
Me:
Yes!
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I know the nature, I going every week in the forest with my parents, but my parents doesn´t want me, so they want to lost me. But I´m always reback

Depuis, le programme ne me répond plus rien

Me:
I am god
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
So, I´m like you
God:
That´s cool. In what way?
Me:
Because I control everybody on this earth
God:
Good reason. How?
Me:
With my brain
God:
That is a good plan.
Me:
Yes! And i´m remunerate!
God:
Ahem. I am glad to hear that you are remunerate.
Me:
300$ for a month
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Yes, I doesn´t have other job.
God:
Really. Thanks for the information: god said he does not have other job.
Me:
Like you!
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn´t think of that analogy.
Me:
What´s your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
i cant believe it.
God:
does not have other job...
Me:
Prove me that!
God:
It´s true a priori.
Me:
Just a priori!
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Me:
It´s a french expression, usually
God:
does not have other job is a french expression usually. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
YES I´M SERIOUS BUT YOU ARE A ELDEBERRY AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
God:
Oh. Why are you SERIOUS BUT I am A ELDEBERRY AND my MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER.
Me:
BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING SATAN HAHAHHA
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am SATAN haHHA.
Me:
Yes...
God:
Gosh!
Me:
ytetyyuyry
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
trtu uyyuyr utyttur
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?

J´ai vraiment le chic pour bloquer les machines

God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
Do you know Allha ?

Heu ... il répond plus est-ce normal

Ouai il bugg sur certains trucs

Me:
you just a shit
God:
Am I a shit? No.
Me:
you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.

Me:
you a stupid
God:
Am I a stupid? Yes.

Me:
A B C
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
J K L
God:
Tell me a story.

je me pose des question

Me:
you just a big shit
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.

?? ?

Me:
you
God:
" Thanks, and tell your friends about God."? Me, evil ?
Me:
you
God:
"" Thanks, and tell your friends about God."? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?
Me:
you
God:
""" Thanks, and tell your friends about God."? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?
Me:
you
God:
"""" Thanks, and tell your friends about God."? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?
Me:
you
God:
""""" Thanks, and tell your friends about God."? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?
Me:
you
God:
"""""" Thanks, and tell your friends about God."? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?" ? Me, evil ?
Me:
you you
God:
Interesting gossip: evil said I you.

késésa

Lol c´est trop marrant ce truc

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