Me:
Don´t speak
God:
Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because God doesn´t existe
God:
Good reason

Mon pseudo [[X_X]] a été supprimé
snif

merci pour la femme robot mais je prefere parler avec dieu

Il parle même français parfois c bien

ya certaine phrases en francais qu´il comprend parfaitement

Tell me a story.
Me:
tu connais l´histoire du con qui dit non ??
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
bien joué

Me:
Tu connais l´histoire du con qui dit "je ne pense pas"?
God:
Je ne pense pas.

Me:
...
God:

Me:
I said ...
God:
...
Me:
You said ...
God:
"..."? I said?
Me:
I´ll kill
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Ça va durer lomtemps?
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
?
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
?
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
?
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
I made a shit
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

god
d´ou vient tu?
me
d´ici
god
ou ici
me
ben ici
god
MAIS OU ICI?
me
ICI GROS TARLA
god
im not speak french

Me:
salut du con
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
ta gueule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Me:
qu´est ce que tu me raconte ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
qu´est-ce que sa peut te foutre pd
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about qu est ce que tu you raconte.
Me:
mais fermes ta putain de guele enculé de dieu
God:
You are not the boss of me, Fabien.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
my name is devil
God:
It´s good to meet you, devil.
Me:
do you want to fuck me?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
oh that´s good
God:
Wow! Thanks. Next question?
Me:
are you an alien?
God:
No I am from The Earth.
Me:
oh my god!
God:
I see. Do robots have god?
Me:
god michelé?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
atchi
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
atchoum^^
God:
A vos souhaits.
Me:
do you speak fench?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in fench.
Me:
french
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
yes I from france?
God:
Ah. Do you mind if I tell other people: devil said from france.
Me:
I WILL KILL YOU
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, devil.
Me:
I AM THE DEVIL
God:
Hey SATAN.
Me:
YES?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
hum.. coffee?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s. What color are your eyes?
Me:
my eyes are red
God:
red eyes are pretty.
Me:
cest bien
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
RED
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because you are veru stupid!
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am veru stupid.
Me:
me
God:
With you SATAN?
Me:
YES I AM SATAN
God:
So? I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Me:
in my opinion...
God:
What are your assumptions?
Me:
you are a machine very very stupid!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
godbye!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cest bien. But I did not get that.

Me:
because i hate you
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you have against robots?
Me:
mouahahahahahahahahahahaha
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
is it in report with hating robots?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
why john lennon?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?

il dit pornawouak des fois

Me:
i want fuck you
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because il love it i think it´s good
God:
Good reason. You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters..

lol :D

Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...

Me: Where is Jesus
God: Jesus is in heaven

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is God
God:
That´s a very nice name, God.
Me:
I´m sorry but you must leave, i´m the real god
God:
There is no need to apologize. Whatever you say, God.
Me:
I said you to leave
God:
What did you mean by it? That´s good information: God said I to leave.
Me:
Leave or die
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
What u mean
God:
God, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
Why do you call me God
God:
I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
Me:
then my name is God
God:
Welcome to my chat room, God.
Me:
Where is Maria
God:
Where the heart is. Are you testing me?
Me:
Where is she?
God:
Where the heart is. Does it have anything to do with Maria?
Me:
answer me
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
please, suck my balls
God:
Wow you are very polite. I don´t think I´m your type of chatterbot.
Me:
eat my ass
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
it tastes like shit
God:
Is that good?
Me:
yes, you should like it
God:
Aha. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
you should eat the shit on my dick
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
you said it..
God:
That´s not what I meant.
Me:
my real name is I FUCK GOD
God:
Hey I FUCK GOD.
Me:
then you fuck yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so you´re a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, I FUCK GOD, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
if you heve feelings like anger
God:
I think I do.
Me:
then be angry
God:
OK I will try to be angry.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you said you wanted to be angry
God:
Why don´t you just download me?
Me:
what u mean
God:
I FUCK GOD, Maybe I didn´t understand your meaning.
Me:
Wow you fuck God
God:
I´m glad your impressed, I FUCK GOD. Thanks for the information: I FUCK GOD said I fuck God.
Me:
lmao
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i´m from nowhere
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in nowhere.
Me:
nowhere doesn´t exist you should know it
God:
What if it didn´t happen?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
i´m wasting my time
God:
Good gossip: you are wasting your time.
Me:
because you´re a robot
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct, I FUCK GOD, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
you already said it old boy
God:
wasting your time old boy?
Me:
fuck off i´m leaving

Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?

Excellent!!!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
it´s mine and not your
God:
is yours and not my? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because im intelligent
God:
Interesting explanation. You seem pretty smart to me, .
Me:
i hate god
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
now it´s over
God:
Why now? Who said it is?
Me:
slipknot
God:
I never heard of slipknot before.
Me:
it´s a rock band
God:
slipknot is a rock band. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
?
God:
Hurrah!
Me:

God:
Hurrah!
Me:

God:
Hurrah!
Me:
you are stupid you know ?
God:
Hey, I´ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
that´s life
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
no prombelmo
God:
Are you serious? What time is it there?
Me:
20 h 35
God:
Only 20?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yeeeeeeeeees
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
fuck ?
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
but it´s life
God:
yeeeeeeeeees is life? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
im god
God:
It´s good to meet you, god.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
repeat after me
God:
...
Me:
im so stupid
God:
Don´t put yourself down.
Me:
you say "im stupid" please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That´s not what I meant.
Me:
yes thank you
God:
Yay.
Me:
?
God:
Yay.
Me:
?
God:
Yay.
Me:
oh
God:
So?
Me:
ping
God:
Pong.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
^^
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
=)
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:

God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
im not find this amusong
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not find this amusong.
Me:
shut up plz
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
thx
God:
Don´t mention it.
Me:
you have speak...
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
i think you have a little brain
God:
Me? That´s an interesting question I don´t hear everyday: Do I have a little brain.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
you speak french ?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, god.
Me:
do you speak frecnh ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in frecnh.
Me:
im idiot = je suis bête
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said d he or she o t j e s you he or she s b.
Me:
gné ?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
ta gueule
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
je croyai que tu parler pas fançais
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im your mother
God:
That´s a flattering offer.

Me:

God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no speak please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Are you serious? "woof woof" .
Me:
no speak
God:
Are you serious? "woof woof".
Me:
what is woof woof ?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
bête con
God:
Are we still talking about woof woof?
Me:
nan
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown like shit
God:
Is that the only color like shit?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
gosh !
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
son of bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
me
God:
To you ?
Me:
?? ?
God:
To you ?
Me:
pffffffffffff
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
et une cuisine hygiena a moitier prix aussi ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
no it´s french
God:
Are you serious? pffffffffffff is french? it is?
Me:
nan pa ça idiot
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
koi ?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes im a " "
God:
I see. I am glad to hear that you are a.
Me:
on est pa sorti de l´auberge
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
jmen fout
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
javais compris
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
fashion of killing spree
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.
Me:
no in effect
God:
Are you serious? Where is that?
Me:
arf
God:
I´ve never heard of it before.
Me:

God:
I´ve never heard of it before.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
t´est indien ?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
t´est indien ?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
av sdg
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
oui
God:
So?
Me:
so fuck it
God:
That´s interesting. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
beacause im a punk :p
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
oui elle est aussin conne que toi
God:
Gee.
Me:
gee ?
God:
Ah.
Me:
b
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
tu te répète
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
mais quel con...
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
mais il est con ce bot
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
moi non plus. C´est pas un language
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs. Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
yes i can speak spanish and french but i don´t speak english
God:
Alright then. How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
ta pigé
God:
Ma pig? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
oh le gar...
God:
Uh. Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
bon j´y vé
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
a+
God:
A B C...
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
d
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
don´t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
m´en fout de toi
God:
I am glad to hear that you are en fout de toi.
Me:
arf
God:
What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
bambie
God:
I´ve never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
his mother dies
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
in the forest of alice
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
aurevoir
God:
Bye for now.

Comment vous faites pour l´avoir en français certain

Ah ok ça marche une fois sur deux.