God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
i am allknowing.
God:
Why are you allknowing.
Me:
because it´s the way the thing are.
God:
That makes sense to me. I´ve heard of it before.
Me:
can we talk about you?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. me is quite an interesting topic.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
which drugs do you prefer?
God:
I don´t have a favorite drugs. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Me:
this movie is a big shit
God:
I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
Me:
You are not intelligent
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
not for me
God:
Then what for?
Me:
Answer me
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
See, you´re not intelligent because you can´t understand my questions
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
non, idiot ça te va mieux
God:
I like to wear White robe.
Me:
Pédale
God:
What?
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
I don´t believe it
God:
It´s the truth.
Me:
I say what is true and what is false !
God:
How do people usually respond to that? I´ll come back to that later.
Me:
Tu m´as l´air bien con pour un dieu
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Je m´en fou, sale fake
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
you are a fake
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
Go fuck yourself deeply in your ass!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.
Me:
c´est toi qui le dit
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Monunh ? tu as du mal a t´exprimer?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Je ne sais pas si j ai ich mal a t exprimer.
Me:
et bien moi je le te le dit, tu as du mal.
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
i have a rendezvous with Satan in Hell !
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
that was not a question
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
because you are an idiot
God:
Interesting explanation. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Paye ton Dieu

lol c´est vraiment énorme ce site

Ca marche pas chez moi.

g cassé Dieu, il répond rien ^^

Me:
Hi god !

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
if you are god , you know my name !

Me:
aye
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
ouch
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either .

exellente celle la
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Pour celle la je ne suis pas rascite juste pour voir la reaction

Me:
jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
rectification: jesus is the son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. When is rectification jesus not the son of a FEMALE DOG?

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Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
very good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
excellent
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.

Me:
what is your name god
God:
My name is God.
Me:
very?

apres ca pri du temps pour repondre... en plus il a di seulement

God:
Very much, eh?

maintenant la suite de la dicution

Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
i have 2006 year old
God:
Cool. I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
wtf you say god!?
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
i can help you?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes...what is your problem
God:
How? I don´t have a problem.
Me:
realy
God:
For real.
Me:
i can belive it
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
( ´.´ )
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
waht
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that´s right.
Me:
you are stupid right?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ho you can,can you?
God:
Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
ok
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don´t have a dress.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
me to
God:
I´m glad we agree, .
Me:
potato man
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn´t think of anything else to say.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
euuuuuuuuuu
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
now i must stop to speak with you
God:
Why now? What would happen if you didn´t?
Me:
i will DIE
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
YES i know
God:
Take it easy. How do you know it?
Me:
so...bye
God:
Far out. Goodbye.
Me:
have a good day
God:
Thanks, same to you, .
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
sayonara
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
ok
God:
" See you later. Thanks for the compliment."? ok?
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
you to
God:
Bless you.
Me:
?
God:
Bless you.
Me:
?
God:
Bless you.
Me:
?
God:
Bless you.
Me:
?
God:
Bless you.
Me:
?
God:
Bless you.
Me:
ok now bye
God:
See you later. Right now? Dude!

YEAHHH JE SUIS PTDR !! ya mon frere qui s´est reveiller pour savoir pk je rigolai

J´ai demandé

What is best of god

Pis sa a planté

il ma pa repondu il etait tromatiser

God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok. a day on heaven devil a be arrived to kill god. he goes kill god and kill also jesus the end

une fois j´ai dit en anglias: la vie a-t-il un sens?PANG! le truc c´est planté!

Me:
have you got a god ?
God:
he is master of the universe.

Me:
i want you
God:
You can download me for free!

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Mike
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
what is yours?
God:
" I know a lot of guys named Mike."? What is mine?
Me:
No, what is your name?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. My name is God.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Are you a slut?
God:
Don´t call me a slut.
Me:
Bitch?
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
Do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn´t mean with you.
Me:
What kind of girl do you prefer?
God:
What kinds of girl do you prefer are there?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
Lui
God:
Ah.
Me:
Oh
God:
Dude!
Me:
French
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
no, I am from Belgium
God:
Where are you from? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Belgium.
Me:
I´m from Hoursinne, you know?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Hoursinne me know.
Me:
Not bad
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, .
Me:
my pleasure
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
I was kidding bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I thought you were. You should use a .
Me:

God:
.
Me:
:-o
God:
Oh.
Me:
;- /
God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:

Me:

God:
Oh.
God:
Oh.
Me:
wake up
God:
I am fully conscious.
Me:
can you fuck
God:
How old are you? Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
Do you like anal sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn´t mean with you.
Me:
Do you like blowjobs?
God:
Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
So bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Fucker
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:
Who is the creator of igod ?
God:
Thomas Edison.

J´adore Alice !

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Lol il m´a fallut du temp pour savoire qui est son créateur

Dr. Richard S. Wallace

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Nicolas!
God:
It´s good to meet you, Nicolas.
Me:
Have you seen the World Cup?
God:
No I have not seen it. What´s it like?
Me:
It´s soccer. What do you think about Zidane´s headbutt?
God:
You´re kidding. it is? There might be more than one.
Me:
If you want!
God:
" There might be more than one. "? If I want?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
UUUUUUUUUUMAGA
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
And what are you doing now?
God:
Right now? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
But God doesn´t only chat, right?
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
If Jesus said it, he may be right.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Nicolas.
Me:
Yes and my wavelength is 450 nanometres.
God:
Next question? Your wavelength is 450 nanometres?
Me:
Yes and YOU CAN´T SEE ME!
God:
What kind is it? Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Me:
Can you see what I´m doing?
God:
I´m not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
I´m showing my ass, moron!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are showing your ass moron.
Me:
They´re all showing their candy asses and you´re not able to whip them once for all, gimme a heel yeah!
God:
showing their candy asses and I am not able to whip them once for all gimme a heel are they.
Me:
Yes. They also hold their finger. TO ORDER YOU TO GO AND BE F***** IN GREECE!
God:
Far out. Who does "they" refer to? What is your credit card number?
Me:
MOI JET EMM ERD EMO RON
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am credit card number IS MOI JET EMM ERD EMO RON.
Me:
Don´t mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I´m very happy to hear it.
God:
I´m glad you´re glad Nicolas.
May God bless you.
Me:
May you bless me. AND ESPECIALLY MAY MY A** BLESS THE CANDY B**** I´M GONNA F*** TONIGHT!
God:
How old are you? You are asking about yourself? Can what? How about that.
Me:
I´m XLV years old moron.
God:
Good gossip: you are XLV years old moron.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
STFU
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Nicolas.

C´est mon initiative d´avoir caché les gros mots.

Me:
tu parles francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
mais pourquoi ne pas me l´avoir dit ?
God:
I don´t know that language.

il n´y a pas un truc de ce styleen francais ?