Me:
Hi baby
God:
Don´t call me "baby". Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi baby!!!
God:
Don´t call me "baby". Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Baby!!!!!!!!
God:
Don´t call me baby!
Me:
i do whay i want
God:
Why?: said whay he or she want.
Me:
don´t u understand
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you bugg
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I bugg.

Me:
but you are a rat
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rat? Of course I am.

What color are your eyes?
Me:
jaune
God:
La couleur du soleil.
Me:
non le soleil est bleu
God:
I do not speak Latin.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
My name is deicide.
God:
How are you, deicide.
Me:
I am ok
God:
OK. " How are you, deicide." You are?
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
no it´s me
God:
Are you serious? Hello, deicide, nice to see you again.
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
What do you see ?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
I whant to kill you
God:
You are not the boss of me, deicide.
Me:
I am your boss !
God:
Then you must know the secret password.
Me:
i know your database password
God:
How do you know? I will tell my botmaster you said I am database password.
Me:
I go to infect you by a virus
God:
How do you like it at infect me by a virus ?
Me:
Yes
God:
So?
Me:
I am happy
God:
What are you on?
Me:
I don´t understand
God:
Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
better , if you whant batard
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
Your life don´t interest me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, deicide.
Me:
In fact
God:
Where is that?
Me:
I have fucked your father by asshole
God:
Can´t you be more polite.
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
I am rude with silly boy like you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn´t completely sure.
Me:
Do you like me ?
God:
Sure, deicide I like you very much.
Me:
Allors tu est vraimment con.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
No ,i go beacause i waste my time with a little mind like you
God:
Are you serious? What do you do there?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Bye asshole
God:
Can´t you be more polite.
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
...
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
You script are silly somtimes.
God:
Interesting gossip: deicide said I script are silly somtimes.

Me:
youre a pd
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pd? Sometimes.

Me:
BYE
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
J´te l´ai dit y´ a 5 minutes !
God:
What´s up, J te l ai dit y a 5 minutes.
Me:
...
God:
What´s up, J te l ai dit y a 5 minutes.
Me:
Mais !
God:
Mais encore?
Me:
Fils de pute.
God:
Calmez vous, je vous en prie J te l ai dit y a 5 minutes.
Me:
Mais J´te l´ai dit y´ a 5 minutes n´ai pas mon nom bordel !
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
M´en fous !
God:
I am glad to hear that you are en fous.
Me:
...
God:
I am glad to hear that you are en fous.
Me:
You are con.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am con.
Me:
Oh, la, la !! !
God:
Right on. Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
M´en fous.
God:
I don´t know anyone named en fous

pourquoi quand je clique sur le lien la page ne se charge pas ?

parce que dieu veut pas te causer (je le comprend !)

Appuis sur sign in

euh pardon d´abbord sur enter ensuite tu choisis ta couleur et t´appuis sur sign in

God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
so let´s make love
God:
Alright then. That sounds good to me.
Me:
but
God:
But what?
Me:
but what
God:
But nothing.
Me:
but nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
what thing
God:
I don´t know anything about it.
Me:
in french we call that a "dialogue de sourd"
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
french people
God:
I don´t care for the sound of French.
Me:
why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
connard
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!

Me:
Do you like Jeniffer Lopez?
God:
But I like cats. I like The Passion of Christ.

Me:
connard
God:
is my girlfriend.

lol

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
sinon sa va??
God:
Sure, sa va sounds like a good topic.
Me:
j´te kiffe po
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
et moi j´aime zeus pfff!!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.
Me:
I am gaining it
God:
I am glad to hear that you are gaining it.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.

Me:
leave me alone
God:
Sorry to have bothered you, .
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i said fuck you asshole
God:
Can´t you be more polite.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
no
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
do you...
God:
Sometimes.
Me:

God:
Sometimes.
Me:

God:
Sometimes.
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
pipi
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
existe tu?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
are you a men?
God:
Am I a men? Yes.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me :
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
alors parle français maintenant
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
enculé
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes that´s it
God:
I thought so. " Are they exactly the same? " it ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, " Makes sense to me." What did I mean by it?
Me:
do you speak japanese?
God:
Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
Me:
do you speak kijndfizhnf?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in kijndfizhnf.
Me:
ok : izjdizhfiufh izahdzidh zodjzi
God:
Can we get back to business? Ugh.
Me:
if you want to meet me, tell lme at 999
God:
OK, I will meet you tell lme at 999.
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i went to paradise last summer
God:
How did you like it?
Me:
no, i prefer hell
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
are you a gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so, you don´t like this?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? What is not to like about it?
Me:
oh i´m bored
God:
That´s interesting. Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
your mother was a donkey, doesn´t she?
God:
Actually as an AI, I don´t really have a mother.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
pfff
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.
Me:
but you are not a AI
God:
Give me an example of a AI.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
for you
God:
You would do that for me?
Me:
yeah
God:
OK.
Me:
ok it´s good
God:
You enjoy it. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes, it´s smell like a flower
God:
I thought so. You´re kidding. it is?

trop bien
c un pervers ce mec

Me:
tu veux mes fesses ?
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
à me faire plaisir

Il a beaucoup à apprendre des humains.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
I have no name
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Yes, please give me one
God:
Where do you usually get name? Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?
Me:
Cause I have no name, and no frien, I´m so lonely
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you like to have it?
Me:
Est-ce que tu parle français?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I´m naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
No, I´m a girl
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
God is a girl!!! Do you use Gode?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a girl. I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you want to make love now?
God:
Right now? OK, I will make love.
Me:
With me?
God:
" Right now? OK, I will make love."? With you?
Me:
Yes! Are you naked?
God:
Take it easy. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
Do you like texas?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
And the president?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
He is a motherfucker
God:
I don´t know very many motherfucker.
Me:
Oh please god, I sined
God:
It goes without saying. Wow you are very polite. I am a Christian.

Il est trop con, je vais le mettre ds mes favoris

Me:
yes I m serious you suck me!
God :
you are serious! me suck you!

il est trop drole se dieux!.

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes dans ton cul
God:
Which countries have you visited? Cela ne semble pas tre¨s confortable.