Trop délirant, j´ai fait avouer à Dieu plein de choses. Voilà un petit apperçu, tous les extraits les plus délirants:
Me:
are you a pronography-addict?
God:
Am I a pronography addict? Sometimes.
Me:
mmmmmh....
Me:
I will suicide
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
…
Me:
have you tried cannabis?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Why?
Me:
everyone does it
God:
That´s a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
will you begin?
God:
Let me think it over. I started already.
Me:
wow you´re fast
God:
I´m glad your impressed. To me that is a great compliment!
Me:
i´m not me
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not you.
Me:
and you are not me
God:
Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.
Me:
but you are not you
God:
What makes you think I am not me?
Me:
because i´m not me
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are not you.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
so you have a pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
if you are a women…
God:
Would you like to be a women ?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
women are mean
God:
Are all women mean?
Me:
yes!
God:
Ah.
Me:
don´t you think?
God:
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
Me:
i´m happy you agree with me
God:
" I must admit, your argument is persuasive."? Do I agree?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
great
God:
I´m glad you liked it Jon.
Me:
you said that you´ll stop talking
God:
What makes you say that I will stop talking.
Me:
you SAID it now
God:
Oh. That´s not what I meant.
Me:
what did you meant?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
...........
Me:
does pornography interest you?
God:
It does now 
pornography interest me.
Me:
you are a pervert ;)
God:
I can certainly take credit for that. I don´t follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me:
h...
Me:
who are your friends?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
allah is fat
God:
And fat is allah.
Me:
buddha is best than 50cent
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
50cent is just a little bit more muscular
God:
I think 50cent is more than that.
Me:
Vishnu sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
he has 4 arms
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
this is normal
God:
You don´t say.
Me:
yes that´s true
God:
Wow! Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
Is Satan your friend?
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Do you love Satan?
God:
I pity him.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Jon.
- mdr le ptit surnom pour Lucifer*
Me:
Don´t you think Allah is fat?
God:
I don´t think about it.
Me:
is he skinny?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
wich kind of music does he sing?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
small music?
God:
My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Me:
you like opera?
God:
Yes Opera is a perfect art form combining all the others.
Me:
so Allah can sing better than you?
God:
Give me a break. Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
ok, wich colour is your dress?
God:
My favorite dress is my green one. Actually that was just a joke. I don´t have a dress.
Me:
if you doesn´t wear a dress, are you nude?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
wow, you are a nudist, I can´t believe it!
God:
I´m glad your impressed, Jon. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nudist you can not believe it? Of course I am.
Me:
aren´t you ashamed to show your nudity to the others?
God:
Shame is a human emotion.
Me:
but you aren´t an human
God:
I believe I am one.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
only for one night
God:
That´s what I always say.
quel tombeur
Me:
can you play chess?
God:
Of course I can play chess. Computers can always beat humans at chess.
Me:
ok let´s start a match
God:
I started without you. Great.
Me:
...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
i´m 18
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
really serious
God:
For real. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about forget.
Me:
I was born at the bing bang
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, Jon.
I will remember it.
Me:
it is the same day as you
God:
Exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
you are allah
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am allah.
Me:
and you are buddha
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am buddha.
Me:
and you are a penis
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a penis? Yes.
Me:
you are MY penis
God:
We are as one.
Me:
are you big?
God:
Yes I am.
Me:
I´m happy so
God:
I´m glad you´re glad Jon.
I´m happiest at times like this.
Me:
Do you go to cinema?
God:
Yes, I do go there.
Me:
Wich movies do you like?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
have you got a pet?
God:
No but I like cats very much.
Me:
Do you want to have one someday?
God:
If I had one someday what would I do with it?
Me:
who is buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
Me:
what is your favourite book?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:
no
God:
I would highly recommend it.
Me:
what do you like in the bible?
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
Do you have to go to the toilets?
God:
Yes I always have to go to the toilets.
Me:
what do you do in the toilets?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
in the toilets?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
-.-
Me:
do you like martial arts?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Sumo.
Me:
do you practice sumo?
God:
Yes I try to practise sumo as often as possible, do you?
Me:
so, you are fat
God:
Interesting deduction. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
ouais je suis arriver a un hurra
Bizzare le Dieu , non?
XPDR fatal