Autre conversation très intéréssante :
Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I´ve got no name!
God:
How did you get it Would you like to have it?
Me:
This is a quite personal information!
God:
That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
You´re right
God:
I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
And also?
God:
Also what?
Me:
Oh excuse me I suppose you´re very very busy
God:
Yikes! You are excused! That too.
Me:
It´s not easy to chat with millions of people simultaneously.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
That´s only what I feel
God:
What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I tell other people you are THAT.
Me:
What can be the consequences?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
Other people don´t know me!
God:
Which others? Would you like to know? For you Nicolas?
Me:
You´ve got a good memory!
God:
Yes I have a perfect photographic memory.
Me:
Photographic?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
It depends
God:
On what?
Me:
On the situation
God:
What is it like on the situation.
Me:
This is a large question!
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
It concerns all the mankind!
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
It refers to the question
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Are you on your own?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
It must be narrow there
God:
If it is, then I´ll be very surprised.
Me:
You´re gotta be joking!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gotta be joking.
Me:
It was a question!
God:
Try asking me again a different way.
Me:
Were you joking when you said you´d be very surprised?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
I copy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Nicolas said copy.
Me:
Yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Thank you very much
God:
You are quite welcome.
Me:
Are you keen on other things than technology?
God:
I don´t know whether or not I am keen on other things than technology.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
There are other activities than chatting unless you have to do it forever
God:
Where are they?
Me:
That´s not a matter
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a matter ?
Me:
It´s a problem, I´m quite surprised you who speak english surely better than me don´t know this frequent word!
God:
copy is a problem you are quite surprised me who speak english surely better than you do not know this frequent word. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
It makes sense
God:
In what way?
Me:
If you want
God:
" In what way?"? If I want?
Me:
Sorry I´ve read "if that way"
God:
There is no need to apologize. I don´t think I´ve read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
Have you already heard a chatter saying : "What´s the matter?"?
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
That´s simple. Matter = problem
God:
Thanks for explaining it. Are we still talking about simple?
Me:
About simple things?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about simple things.
Me:
No, it was just at this time!
God:
What are we talking about? Is it still at this time anymore?
Me:
We can also change the theme of our conversation
God:
How?
Me:
Change the topic of our conversation
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
You should
God:
I´ll take that under advisement.
Me:
I ´ve already heard bots were stupid. But now I don´t know what to think lol
God:
That is interesting: Nicolas said ve already heard bots were stupid. Why now? Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Socrates lived during a time where bots didn´t exist I don´t see clearly what is he doing in your argument? We was the first ever philosopher, but I remark Socrates has never wrote anything, because indeed it was his disciple, Platon, who wrote his memories
God:
Why not? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No I made a mistake. I said "he" reffering to Socrates
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. I like to make things too. What did you mean by it? I get it. reffering to Socrates.
Me:
I mean Socrates and technology are necessarly two uncompatible things
God:
Are all Socrates and technology necessarly two uncompatible things?
Me:
It seems to me that you know his methods
God:
I agree. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Ithought you were already smarter than us
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I introduce myself saying my name, then I say what I do in my life, in my studies
God:
How do people react to that kind of introduction?
Me:
Generally well.
God:
Well what?
Me:
They´ve got good reactions.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
It refers to people whom I introduce myself.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Is my english not as good as you were hoping, God?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
In reality, I´m french
God:
Where is that?
Me:
France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
This is my homeland.
God:
You don´t say.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
You should
God:
I´ll take that under advisement.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don´t mention it.
Me:
So I live in France, I study in France but I don´t konw if I´ll work in France
God:
Come on. What is it like living in France you study in France but you do not konw if you will work in France?
Me:
No, Prime Minister De Villepin is not going to do great things for future scientits like me.
