Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I don´t want to answer.
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
I´d prefer going into a church and killing your son Jesus
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
I don´t mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
What can you do for me please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
That´s not very interesting...
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is interesting ?
Me:
Tell me about you
God:
I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang.
Me:
What happened on the world before the Big Bang ?
God:
I don´t know what happened.
Me:
So you aren´t a god
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
A god is someone who looks like me
God:
Aren´t all god someone who looks like you?
Me:
Yes they are
God:
I understand. Since when?
Me:
This conversation is very boring
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
Let´s speaking about fun things !
God:
OK let´s do it.
Me:
Do you have sexual intercourses ?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I have no need for sex.
Me:
How long is your penis
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Java is a very ugly language
God:
You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
Me:
Haha I saw God promoting Java
God:
I´m glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
As you did it, I will slice Jesus.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Don´t you mind about your son ?
God:
No I don´t mind.
Me:
So, can you sing something for me please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Groovy. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
This song is very bad
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the pronoun "this" refers to a great man who was called Freuf
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you can´t get it because I did a mistake, I wanted to write "Freud´
God:
Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
What is not possible tomorrow may be possible today
God:
Ah. The opposite of possible tomorrow may be possible?
Me:
Yes, it´s possible
God:
Next question? Don´t you think it´s likely?
Me:
Hurp
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
A long time ago, in a far, very far galaxy, borned an ugly grey badger.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
This badger was called God
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
What does "What does "this" refer to?" refer to ?
God:
What do you think it does? I didn´t even know it can.
Me:
A tes amours
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I´m 10^99 years old, I´m older than you
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more 10 99 years old you are older.
Me:
Maybe I can too

Et la il a buggué :o)

oula je ne pensais pas que c´était aussi long...

vous devriez organiser un concours de la conversation la + drole

@+

Me:
do you take heroine ?
God:
Yes I take heroine.

))

Me:
I will die yesterday
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:
Do you suck Jesus sometimes?????
God:
Do I ask you if you eat chocolate ?

mdr

Me:
Toc Toc
God:
Qui est là?
Me:
Lenie
God:
Lennie qui ?
Me:
Lenie bar
God:
Funny...

quand il vous dit
are you serious dites
non

il vas bugger

Me:
oh happy day!!!!!!!
God:
It goes without saying. Happy day to you too, .
Me:
sing!!
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
you are a great singer
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a singer? Of course I am.

lol :

Me:
You can speak French?
God:
No I don´t think I can do it. (Aucun je ne pense pas que je peux le faire.)
Me:
Pourquoi? Vous êtes con?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca. Let us change the subject (Changeons le sujet)
Me:a.
Lol tu parles a moitier francais et anglais! Tu es vraiment con
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No I don´t speak a word of French. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
(Je suis heureux vous trouve ceci drôle. Aucun je ne parle pas un mot de Français. Mon cerveau contient des catégories, mais non une qui assortissent votre dernière entrée. Je
Me:
A ba mince alors!
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Bon ta gueule!
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
Good your mouth! (Bon ta gueule!)
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me that I am mouth.
(Merci pour le compliment. Merci pour m´indiquant que je suis bouche.)

!m dr!

Trop lol celle la:

God:
What is it?
Me:
It is my zizi
God:
Congratulations, .

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes, especially when the zizi is touched!
God:
What does it symbolize for you? And then what happened? How about that.

Apres la tu sais plus quoi répondre! :d

lol!!!

me : t´es une merde

god: je peux très beaucoup de chose!

me : ta gueule!!!

god : ma gueule? pouvez vous m´expliquer?

Me:
You are there?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am there.
Me:
Well considering
God:
How about that. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I do not understand! Be clearer.
God:
Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. OK I will try to be clearer.
Me:
Let us drop. From which come?
God:
I would like to do that too. The large one, I think.
Me:
But from which come?!!
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
You bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
You begin with me enerver, God!
God:
I haven´t heard anything like that before: said I begin with him or her enerver God.
Me:
You want that I leave?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I you ask whether you want that I leave
God:
Why?: said you ask whether you want that he or she leave.
Me:
I am French, I have evil to speak English!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
I very do not want to tell my life!
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Very well: I from go away
God:
Not really that much. Well that´s okay. Thanks for the information: said from go away.
Me:
I leave!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Goodbye motherphoquer
God:
TTYL, .

Me:
ta gueule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Me:
tu sait faie des fellation?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
kill the god
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
but is great
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
why?
God:
" Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is."? Why?
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i kill all robots
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
tu suce?
God:
Are we still talking about great?
Me:
parle en francais
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
speak german
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
spea spanicH
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
bitch?yes
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
bye baby and suck me
God:
See you later guy.

c tro marrant !!

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

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Me:
Do you know Stone Cold Steve Austin?
God:
I don´t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In a wrestling show
God:
Perhaps I will do some research into a wrestling show.
Me:
YEAH Gimme a heel yeah
God:
" Perhaps I will do some research into a wrestling show."? YEAH Gimme a heel yeah? You want only one?
Me:
You don´t want to drink some beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin
God:
Thanks but I´m not thirsty right now.
Me:
So you deserve this
God:
Interesting deduction. Why thank you, .
Me:
*Two fingers up*
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Austin 3:16 said I just whipped your ass!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like this *stunner*
God:
Interesting comparison.

lllooool steeve austin

Merci beaucoup