- I'm Ryan, and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would, because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed. I got egg all over my face. I am twelve years old.
- And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper.
- I never sold any paper, because I'm an idiot.
- I started a fire with my cheese pita.
- I made it with my cheese pita.
- I date Indian girls.
- I started a fire, I started a fire.
- Now I've got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and I'm your boss.
- And I'm hot, I'm so hot. That's why everybody...
- I don't get that, I don't understand that.
- Well, it's part of it, it's just the... uhhh.
