Vous connaissez pas Alice? C´ est une fille virtuelle et donc vous pouvez TOUT lui demander et TOUT lui dire? Sans aucun problème car elle répond toujours Voilà le lien:

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Je vais chercher le traducteur ( elle parle qu´ en anglais).

à monsieur Pixel pour avoir trouver ce site

Allo ? alice !

Je lui dit que j´aime la frnace car il pleut, elle me dit qu´elle est contente !

Voilà le traducteur:

http://www.wanadoo.fr/bin[...]/outils.wanadoo.fr/

Des élections auront lieu pour élire le meilleur dialogue, il sera interdit de voter pour soi!

Human: I want to fuck !
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

Traduction ?

Je sais pas pourquoi mais elle m´ a demandé mon numéro de carte de crédit

Ce traducteur doit marcher:

http://www.lexilogos.com/com/traduction_multilingue.htm

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

Traduction:
Je veux devenir plus futé que des humains.

Human: Do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
Human: So you love girls too?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

N´ importequoi, elle évite le sujet

ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: But the love is also physical.
ALICE: Interesting. I hear you.

Je suis sur le point de conclure

c´est cool comme truc, ça existe en version mec ?

Human: you suck ?
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: are you a bitch ?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.

MDRRRR :

Human: have you ever been raped ?
ALICE: I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Human: T´aime les cacahuetes?
ALICE: Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.

Jean-Claude Van Damme c´est réincarné.

MDR flipmode !

ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. Who said it is?
Human: me
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: my dick
ALICE: Do robots have dick?
Human: i´m am not a robot , you bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Oh I see you are NOT A robot me FEMALE DOG.

Human: You know how one makes love?
ALICE: Yes I know how one makes love.
Human: And you love everythings me too, isn´t it?
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: So we can make love together?
ALICE: Pardon me? How?
Human: Like you want!

Suspense...

Lol! Je crois qu´elle est pas contente.

Human: You are so wonderful!
ALICE: You are too kind.
Human: Imagine, you and me, in my shower, washing WC.
ALICE: I can´t imagine it

Lol, elle est folle !

Human: are you alright ?
ALICE: Yes I am fine. How are you?
Human: fine, thank you, and you ?
ALICE: Glad to hear it. What´s new?
Human: nothing , i just want to lick your ass
ALICE: Maybe you should check out another robot.

PurpleRain :c´est une pute !

bigscreen non je crois pas sinon elle t´aurais pas mit un stop. Mdr!

bigscreen tu luii a demandé si elle pouvait lécher ton ass ( =âne en français) utilise le traducteur