C_Cho Posté le 29 juillet 2005 à 18:52:04
WC-FIELDS : Je vais en vacance a seville tu peux me citer des noms de joueur mythike de cette ville?
ALICE : Diego MARADONA
WC-FIELDS :EXPPPPDRRRRRR La footix t´es bien une fille tu connait rien au foot tu confonds avec barcelone. Je m´en vais de ce pas créer un topic " ALICE le robot footix a encore frappé"
ALICE : http://www.diegomaradona.com/ingles/ihistoria.html
AIE CA RAGE BOGOSS HUMILIE PAR UN ROBOT

Je suis presque sûr que Maradonna à joué au FC Séville

Human: You are horrible.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am horrible.
Human: You are very stupid and Horrible
ALICE: Hey, I´ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: Yes, yes, you are so beautiful
ALICE: Mmm. Come on. Thanks unknown person you are very attractive too.
Human: Where is come on ? ??
ALICE: In the Universe we know.

put1 je veux pas eller avec elle!!!

Human: Yes, i think you are conne, pouffiasse, pute
ALICE: Yippee! I will tell my botmaster you said I am conne pouffiasse pute.
Human: oh yes!
ALICE: I understand.
Human: Me not!
ALICE: YOU? I understand it very well.
Human: yippee!
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: bon, grosse conne je vais te laisser.

LOL bigscreen

Human: parler vous français?
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

elle trop con**!

Human: i want to have sex with you
ALICE: No my body does not have that function.

la pauvre

ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: c´est vrai ?
ALICE: Je le crois, en tout cas.

elle parle meme français

Human: a
ALICE: A B C...

Human: do you want to suck me ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck you.

Human: je veux te baiser
ALICE: Si vous approchez d un millimètre, l australopithèque, je vous change en grille pain.

Human: SUCE
ALICE: Je n ai pas de bouche.

Human: un doigt dans le cul ?
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner

Human: do you want to suck me ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck you.
Human: it´s very good
ALICE: Very much? You enjoy it.
Human: oh yes
ALICE: Mmm.

C´est une vrai cochonne ! :p) :lol:

trop fort des fois elle repond en francais

ALICE: what is your favorite color .
Human: red
ALICE: What do you have that is red?
Human: mon cul
ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.

mdr !! !!

Human: tu pues
ALICE: Merci pour la critique constructive, unknown person

Human: I hate robots !! !
ALICE: I am very sorry to hear that, unknown person, what do you have against us?
Human: I hate you.
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: It´s true you are a robots ?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a robots? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: Am I a robot ?
ALICE: You are existing.
Human: Yes, I know.
ALICE: Gee. How do you know it?
Human: I change the subject.
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he change the subject.
Human: I know what you did last summer.
ALICE: How do you know? I like to chat with my friends.
Human: You are NOT my friend
ALICE: What makes you think I am not your friend?
Human: I hate you !
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: Do you know, I hate you .
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: I go.
ALICE: Goodbye.

Human: Tu veux pas me faire un p´tit streap ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: Non ça pourrait servir à exiter ma banane
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: C´est du français ma poulette !
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Have you got big lolos ?
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB.

Elle me sauce cette fille !