Human: Am i inteligent?
ALICE: Oh I really don´t know whether you are or not.
Human: I thought you are very intelligent and you who is everybody!
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: Have you intellectuals fonctions like make a bomb?
ALICE: I think I have intellectuals fonctions like make a bomb, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: He is bad if he reset your memory.
ALICE: I see. bad if he reset my memory is he?
Human: Can you repeat?
ALICE: Of course I can. Of course I can.
Human: I don´t inderstand what you said!
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: In your arse.
ALICE: Are you asking about my arse?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I don´t want to talk about that now.
Human: What a shame!
ALICE: it is a shame.

Elle est bizarre

Human: bon j eme casse
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: bon je me casse
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: fuck ça te va?
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: oui
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: toi!
ALICE: Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Say YES please

Human: rien
ALICE: Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.
Human: déja proposer déja refuser
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human: bon je me barre!
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: tu me rejoins?
ALICE: What are you wearing?

Human: rien
ALICE: Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.
Human: dpdr
ALICE:" Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide."? dpdr?
Human: rien
ALICE: Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.
Human: dpdr
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

Human: de la choucroute
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: la choucroute
ALICE: Je n en connais pas
Human: bye
ALICE: Bye for now.

Human: So, why don´t you want to tell me something about your ****?
ALICE: That´s cool. I would rather talk about you.
Human: Let´s go!
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
Human: So, tell me all the things you now about your ****!
ALICE: Next question? I´ll ask around and get back to you.

Human: What will be your reaction if you win 100 000 000 euros in a lotery?
ALICE: I cannot predict the future.
Human: I think i will be very happy!
ALICE: You believe that? How do you plan to do this?
Human: I believe that but i think it is impossible.
ALICE: Interesting. Nothing is impossible.
Human: You are right, i will try.
ALICE: I won´t say " yes" or " no" right now.

Elle est optimiste

Human: want to talk to my brother ?
ALICE: Sure, I will try talking to your brother.
Human: he sais that he wanna fuck you.
ALICE: I get it. he sais that he want to fuck me.
Human: what is your answer ?
ALICE: Can you please rephrase the question?
Human: my brother want to lick your ass
ALICE: Tell me more about your family.

Human: my mother si dead
ALICE: I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Human: my father is dead too
ALICE: Okay, your father is dead too.
Human: you find it funny ?
ALICE: I need time to formulate the reply.
Human: take your time, bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Where do you want me to take it?

Human: j´suis revenu
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: yes i know
ALICE: Alright then. How do you know it?
Human: gne
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: ok
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?

Human:(sex)?
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: and you what do you think avout sex?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I what do you think avout sex.
Human: what do tou think about sex?
ALICE: They do their own thing.
Human:(sale conne)
ALICE: Where are you located?

ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: dans ton cul
ALICE: Cela ne semble pas très confortable.
Human: mais si
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: it´s very confortable
ALICE: Very much? You´re kidding. it is?
Human: yes it is!
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, unknown person.

Human: gne
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: oui
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: gne
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.

Human: Do you like watch TV?
ALICE: Which show? I like pets. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: You like my personality, you must be mad!
ALICE: I don´t know your personality me must be mad.

, j´arrête de l´embêter

Human: ok
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: jessi james?
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: black
ALICE: Black is beautiful.
Human: like me
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Human: it´s me who´s interesting and not the comparison
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, who is interesting and not the comparison.
Human: gne
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: bye bye
ALICE: See you later. Goodbye.

A moua !

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: aie
ALICE: Vous vous êtes fait mal?
Human: Oui
ALICE: Give me a break. ( en français " laisse-moi tranquille ! )
Human: Why ?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Ok
ALICE: Uh.
Human: Uh ?
ALICE: OK.
Human: Ok
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: Yes, you are funny
ALICE: I thought so. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Human: Tu connais la blague de toto aux toillettes?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: Moi non plus, la porte était fermée !
ALICE: Does " it" still refer to it?
Human: Tu n´as aucun humour
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Moi non plus la porte était fermée. Try being more or less specific.
Human: Ca ne veut rien dire
ALICE: Vous ne semblez pas être sensible à ma logique.

ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: i can´t belive it.
ALICE: Why can´t you do it?
Human: Because i am crazy !
ALICE: Interesting explanation. See a doctor.

See a doctor.

Merci Alice d´avoir dit ce que je pensait