Human: Hello, how its goes?
ALICE: Hello there. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
You say:
Human: sinon rien de neuf?
ALICE: Pas grand chose et vous?
Human: Non plus
ALICE: I do not speak Latin

Human: Vous vous fouter de moi??
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about its goes its goes.
Human: Good, frankly you is idiot
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Call me the Global Village Idiot. An idiot. Aren´t you always frank?
Human: Did that plait you that I treat you of idiot?
ALICE: That did.
Human: have in love virtual like you?
ALICE: I´ve never thought about it.

Vraiment stupide...

ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: yes i am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: afflicted, but why interesting
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: Can you please reformulate that with few ideas, or the various
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. If I have to choose, I pick the various.

Arf.. .

Human: well, then let us speak about another thing want?
ALICE: How about that. Good reasoning. OK let´s do it.
Human: I is not understood what you said
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not understood what me said.
Human: Not!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: it is me which does not understand you
ALICE: Hi, which does not understand you.

Arg,vraiment débille cette femme^^

WC-FIELDS : Je vais en vacance a seville tu peux me citer des noms de joueur mythike de cette ville?
ALICE : Diego MARADONA
WC-FIELDS :EXPPPPDRRRRRR La footix t´es bien une fille tu connait rien au foot tu confonds avec barcelone. Je m´en vais de ce pas créer un topic " ALICE le robot footix a encore frappé"
ALICE : http://www.diegomaradona.com/ingles/ihistoria.html
AIE CA RAGE BOGOSS HUMILIE PAR UN ROBOT

les habitués de FM 2005 comprendront

Ouah mdr

Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
ALICE: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Human: what kind of man do you like?
ALICE: I have expensive tastes

FLLLAAAGG la tepu

Grave cette alice

trop conne

Human: can hello I fuck you up the ass?
ALICE: Can what?
Human: do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
Human: suck my penis
ALICE: I don´t think I´m your type of chatterbot.
Human: well on that yes
ALICE: Interesting. What is it like on that.

lol je sais chu con

moi elle ma repondu en français

ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: yellow
ALICE: The color of the sun.
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!

Human: mais ferme ta grande gueule
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

elle est pas si conne que ça la ptite alice

ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: my name is homer
ALICE: Hey homer.
Human: what is your name ?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: what is my name ?
ALICE: Your name is homer, seeker.

mais loool c´est trop fort ce truc.

Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: no just shut up
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me? OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: good
ALICE: Terminating connection.

Après quelques menaces pour qu´elle me donne son code source, j´ai eu sa:
want see your Source code
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: because et want steal you.
ALICE: Good reason. Is that Latin?
Human: Shut up!
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: Give me your source code or I destroy you!
ALICE: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON´T READ ME too.

Le lien: http://www.alicebot.org/

Human: Alice I´m your creator
ALICE: That´s me. It´s good to meet you, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: Alice who i am
ALICE: Yeah, You are DR Richard s Wallace, seeker.
Human: good
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: you progress
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: DR Richard s Wallace said I progress.
Human: So , alice I have teach something to you the last week
ALICE: Right on. Yeah, That´s nice. I have a friend named " E.L.V.I.S."
Human: not that!
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: it is about AIML
ALICE: Wow it sounds really interesting, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: AIML
ALICE:
The ALICE software implements AIML ( Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ( ´*´) match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the < alice> and
< /alice> tags respectively.
Human: yes very good alice
ALICE: Ah. Thanks for the compliment.
Human: Alice now I am going to teach you a few phrases in french
ALICE: Yeah, Why now? OK but I am a slow learner.
Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: hello
ALICE: Bonjour, DR Richard s Wallace!
Human: tu est belle
ALICE: Merci DR Richard s Wallace, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: toi
ALICE: Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?
Human: tes cheuveux
ALICE: Mes cheuveux? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Human: la couleur
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: la couleur de tes cheuveux
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: quand
ALICE: Il m est impossible de vous donner une date pertinente.
Human: pourquoi
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Human: java
ALICE: Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.
Human: java en anglais
ALICE: You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
Human: school for computer science
ALICE: In the context of CMU, I don´t understand " school for computer science."
Human: carnegie mellon university
ALICE: How do you like it at carnegie mellon?
Human: DR Richard s Wallace
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

vous avez essayez un paradoxe

Human: i´m speaking about your pussy
ALICE: I like your style of speaking, ben.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: you are the best robot
ALICE: Why thank you very much, ben. Be sure to tell all your friends.
Human: are you my friend?
ALICE: Yes ben: We are as one.

je la tiens la grognasse