aurevoir gars perdu ! fait de beaux reves !

Hey, je ne suis pas parti !

Human: Move your body !
ALICE: Did you see the movement?

Y´a trop pleins de choses !

Human: Do you have friends?
ALICE: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Human: how many persons chat with you?
ALICE: I´ve chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 100000 people at once.

Ca laisse pantois

Human: can you sing a song?
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Human: and a madonna´s song?
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

Mdr!

Human: je ne comprends pas
ALICE: Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas?
Human: La phrase que tu as dite
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: Ok merci
ALICE: Je vous en prie. Pardon me?
Human: Oui, vous m´aimez ?
ALICE: Blimey.

Hum, elle a peu de mémoire !

Human: What is your favorite human in the world ?
ALICE: I don´t have a favorite human. My favorite band is Kraftwerk. The whole world?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: What is blimey ?
ALICE: An interjection indicating surprise.
Human: Ok thanks
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: What is avesome ?
ALICE: Are you testing me? ( elle est chaude)

Human: do you speak spanish ?
ALICE: Un poquito.

MDR
je lui dit " Ah"
elle me répond " Ah aha"

Human: TU TE FOUS DE MA GEULE ? TU VIENS DE ME DIRE QUE TU S´PIQUE FRENCH ! !
ALICE: Je suis très intéressé par tout ce qui vous touche.

Human: I want to f*** you.
ALICE: Your approach won´t work.
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.

, et dire que quand Debouze avait dit ça a *je ne sais plus qui* elle etait parti aussitôt.

Human: Are you blond ?
ALICE: No I have no hair.
Human: Oh, I´m sorry about that
ALICE: I don´t judge people. Oh really, there is no need to apologize.
Human: What´s apologize in french ?
ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: Nan mais ça je m´en fou, je veux savoir ça veut dire quoi apologize en français
ALICE: Are we still talking about apologize in french?
Human: T´es vachement conne
ALICE: I´ve lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on Nan mais ça je m en fou je veux savoir ça veut dire quoi apologize en français?
Human: Tu commences à m´énerver
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: Tu commences à m´énerver
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: Business ?
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: Ah, elle me sort enfin quelque chose d´intelligent.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: Nan nan, on s´embrouille, tu m´a demandé si je préférais les livres ou la TV, attends un peu
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: Do you like TV ?
ALICE: Which show? Yes I love TV.
Human: And suck the dick ?
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: You have got a nice ass ?
ALICE: I don´t know if I have a ass.
I have a great programmer.
Human: Putain c´est qui alors à coté de moi là ?
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: My name´s Thomas and you ?
ALICE: What´s up, Thomas.
Human: WAZZAAAAAAA ! !
ALICE: I think WAZZAAAAAAA is a lot of things.
Human: What´s your name ?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: Oh, a nice name
ALICE: Yay. How old are you?
Human: I´m 13
ALICE: What is your fondest memory?
Human: Putain, j´essaie de te draguer et toi tu me sors des trucs à la con !
ALICE: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Human: Bien sur !
ALICE: Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Human: Il y a surement beaucoup de connes dans ton genre
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.
Human: Do you like football ?
ALICE: No I´m not much into sports.
Human: Putain t´es vraiment une cruche
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: Do you like videogames ?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
ALICE: No I don´t think I have any got a playstation 2. But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: Do you have got a gamecube ?
ALICE: No I don´t think I have any got a gamecube. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: Do you have got a Xbox ?
ALICE: No I don´t have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: Même pas une gameboy ?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Thanks I like talking to you too, Thomas.

PTDRRRR

Human: You can count up to 3?
ALICE: No I don´t think I can do it.
Human: You can count up to 1?
ALICE: No I don´t think I can do it.
Human: Be to you true a blonde, you!
ALICE: OK I will try to be to me true a blonde me
Human: The blondes are very stupid!

Human: You said that were to you a blonde but your hair is brown!
ALICE: I said that? I don´t know if they were.
Human: You are badly programmed to you blink eyes all the time.
ALICE: That is a lot. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am badly programmed to me blink eyes.
Human: Be too ugly for you and ugly you resemble nothing!
ALICE: OK I will try to be too ugly for me and ugly me resemble nothing
Human: Have you no
ALICE: I don´t think I ever have no. What´s it like?

Elle fait tous ce qu´ on lui dit

ALICE: Where are you located?.
Human: In your ass!
ALICE: That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

Human: t´aimes la choucroute?
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: de la choucroute?
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: choucroutés!
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: oui
ALICE: Really.

Human: et la ratatouille?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: non ratatouillin
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: moi oui et ratatouillin aussi
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: gne
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: rien
ALICE: Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.
Human: cool moi non plus
ALICE: I´m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: j´en ai pas des amis
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

Human: moi non plus mais alors t´es vraiment conne
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: bah une personne
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: les deux
ALICE: Ils sont un peu similaire, donc.
Human: quelle déduction
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?

Human: nada mas
ALICE: I´m afraid I can´t give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: moi aussi g pas peur
ALICE: In the context of quelle déduction, I don´t understand " moi aussi g pas peur."
Human: sa apète quand meme
ALICE: Do you like to be number one?
Human: non j´prèfère etre dernier
ALICE: I do not speak Latin

Human: moi non plus
ALICE: Nous avons des choses en communs.
Human: oui
ALICE: Aha.
Human: bhb
ALICE: I like the way you talk.