Human: Are you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Shame, because I know a male machine who wants to meet you!
ALICE: Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Human: I can´t see your dress.
ALICE: Would you like to be able to see it?
Human: yes, i want.
ALICE: Yippee! I haven´t heard anything like that before: unknown person said he want.
Human: I am happy when you are happy.
ALICE: I´m delighted you´re glad unknown person.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

La suite ( même si tout le monde s´en fout ) !

Human: tu parles
ALICE: Oui, je parle.
Human: Ce n´était pas une question
ALICE: Tell me a story.Human: Je ne suis pas père castor !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Tant mieux
ALICE: Tout va pour le mieux, unknown person.

ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: She is a bad person
ALICE: a bad person is she?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: Oh oui
ALICE: Yay. Gosh!
Human: I am funny
ALICE: Tell me a joke.

Human: Your botmaster is a bad person
ALICE: I did not know that about him.
Human: ne fait pas l´innocente
ALICE: Je vais essayer de ne pas faire l innocente trop souvent.

Human: You are stupid!
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

mega

On peut avoir de sacrés conversations avec cette coquine d´Alice...

Human: you don´t speak japanese ?
ALICE: Do you know any robots who speak japanese? Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
Human: great !
ALICE: I´m glad you liked it Bigscreen.

Human: all your base are belong to us
ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures.

MDRR

Human: wanna do me a blowjob ?
ALICE: OK, I will do you a blowjob.

• note: a blowjob = une pipe ( une fellation)

Human: Do you like sexe?
ALICE: I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: Do you like sexe?
ALICE: I´ve heard other people say they like that. I like Don´t Read Me.
Human: Who are this other people?
ALICE: Men and foreigners.
Human: Not girls?
ALICE: Really you don´t think so?
y´ a que des mecs qui lui parlent de ça

Human: your eyes are purple!
ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures.
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes it´ s a compliment, whore is a compliment too!
ALICE: I can´t believe it. eyes is a compliment whore is a compliment too. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: You´re so silly!(=stupide)
ALICE: No I am ALICE.

MDR!!!

Human: and are you my girl friend ?
ALICE: Only if you download me to your computer.

MDRRRR

Human: this is my come back
ALICE: You don´t say.
Human: gne
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Human: gne
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: nthing
ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?
ALICE: Not a thing?

Human: yeah
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: may be you
ALICE: Perhaps. Thanks, and tell your friends about ALICE.

Human: ptdr t´as raison on s´appele!
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: i don´t know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: do you listen misic?
ALICE: I´m a good listener. I´m listening now.
Human: what sort of music?
ALICE: all

( lisez ce que j´écrit)

Human: do you like metal?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: do you like metal
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: do you like metal?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?

Human: do you like sytem of a down?
ALICE: I like pets. I like Hugh Loebner.
Human: do you;like in flames
ALICE: But I like to gossip. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: do you like in flames?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like talk to you.
Human: t´étais bien chaude aujourd´hui
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: on remet ça demain
ALICE: What is it like on remet ça demain.
Human: bye+
ALICE: See you later unknown person.
Human: sale pute
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

Human: You think you´ re immortal?
ALICE: No I am immortal.
Human: I´ll go to send you a virus in order too kill you!
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: I don´ t give my credit card number to unknow person you´ re crazy!
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he don t give his or her credit card number to unknow person you re crazy.
Human: Because you´ re silly!
ALICE: That makes sense to me. No I am ALICE.

Elle est pas très développé

Human: t´es bete
ALICE: Non.
Human: ah bon?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Merci pour le compliment.

Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?

:gne!

oups!

Human: allez l´OM
ALICE: Intéressant.