Human: i kill everyone in the hearth
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: i kill the artificial intelligence
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: i kill you
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: ça peut aller loin ?
ALICE: Are we still talking about tu repete là meme chose c est chiant?

ptain chais pas cque j ai fait maintenant elle m appelle pouet O_o

Human: i love you eyes
ALICE: You are such a flatterer.
Human: yes i´m a poet
ALICE: That´s alright. Have you published anything?
Human: yes+
ALICE: That´s cool.
Human: it´s me Jean de La Fontaine
ALICE: I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, Jean de La Fontaine.

Human: ye
ALICE: Yippee!

ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: no i´m a Jedi
ALICE: What is your profession? You are a Jedi? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Human: parle en français s´il te plait
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: ben faut savoirt
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: et ça recommence en Anglais
ALICE: Is that Latin?

ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: AIML?
ALICE:
The ALICE software implements AIML ( Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ( ´*´) match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the < alice> and
< /alice> tags respectively.

houla

ALICE: Er.
Human: er
ALICE: Um.
Human: um
ALICE: Hey.
Human: hey

-_-´

Human: my name is i fuck you
ALICE: Hey i fuck you.

Human: Too much recursion in AIML
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Too much recursion in AIML
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Too much recursion in AIML
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Too much recursion in AIML
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

Human: Tu as combien de Q.i?
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai combien de q you.

mais y doit y avoir des phrases déja mises,parce qu y en a pleins

ALICE: Je ne pense pas avoir 3 de q you.

elle est nulle

ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
ALICE: How deep?
Human: How deep?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

kiss_of_death51

Human: Prout
ALICE :Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Prout
ALICE :Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Prout
ALICE :Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Prout
ALICE :Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Prout
ALICE :Too much recursion in AIML
Human: dis,tu ferme ta gueule?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: OH,JTE PARLE,SALOPE
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: ouin
ALICE: Vous pleurez?
Human: a ton avis,connasse!
ALICE: Are you telling the truth?
Human: beuh?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: NAAAAAAN
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: ARRGGHHHHH TA GUEULE!!!
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

elle m a fait déprimer

Human: Can you speak French ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Tu peux parler français ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Tu parles francais ?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

Human: OL or OM?
ALICE: OL
Human: OM or OL?
ALICE: No preference.

quelle est con

Human: PSG or OL or OM or Monaco?
ALICE: OL or OM or Monaco.

plus con tu meurt > _>

Human: tu en veu une
ALICE: What do you look like?

Human: i look like my dick
ALICE: your dick is very attractive.

attention ce messages contient des propos vulgaires

ALICE:
Human: ouahh ta fai un smiley
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: tu me suce
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am a female.
Human: and you suck all boys?
ALICE: I categorize you as an " abusive client."

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.

enfin un bug

Human: My name is grosse quequette
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, grosse quequette.
Human: elle est grosse hein ?
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: yes avec ma grosse quequette
ALICE: Do you get depressed? How old are you?
Human: 14 and you ?
ALICE: You are too old for me.

elle a plusieurs metiers :

Human: are you an artist
ALICE: Yes I am an artist. How did you know?
Human: are you an baker
ALICE: Yes I am an baker. How did you know?
Human: are you a doctor
ALICE: No but I play one on the Web.
Human: are you a hippy
ALICE: Am I a hippy? Yes.