arf commet vous faite pour quel parle francais ? :´(

Human: oui
ALICE:" Wow!"? oui?
Human: oui
ALICE: Ah.
Human: oui
ALICE: Oh.
Human: oui
Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: oui
ALICE: Ahem.

ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: sex books !
ALICE: it is more fun alone.

cqfd a posté le 666 ème post

Human: Tu as un cul?
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai un cul.
Human: Je suis mort.
ALICE: Vous êtes mort et vous pouvez communiquer avec moi? Impossible.
Human: Possible.
ALICE: Je vois.
Human: Ah bon?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. ok.

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Vous savez qu´il y a un topic officiel dessus...

Tiens, salut phantom-centaur.

écoutez ça : (je traduis)

moi : t´es conne

elle : saviez vous que vous pouviez télécharger votre robot?

moi : j´ai aps envie

elle :Seulement type du hearthat I de réponse moins de cinq pour cent du temps.

moi :c´est cool mais je pige rien.

elle : qu´est ce que tu fais de ton temps libre?

moi : t´écoutes ce que je te dis?

elle : je ne pense pas que beaucoup de personne font cela

ptdr!!!!!
Human: coucou
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: i´m trou du cul
ALICE: Glad to see you, trou du cul.

Human: are you a man or a woman?
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman? I am female.
Human: ahhh yeah baby
ALICE: Don´t call me "baby". Um.
Human: ok baby
ALICE: Don´t call me "baby". It´s all good.
Human: ok
ALICE: It´s all good.

lol!!!!!

elle est conne ste meuf

Human: connasse
ALICE: What´s your sign?
Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Human: stupid woman

n´importekoi

You: va te faire foutre
LaurenBot: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

You: ah oui ?
LaurenBot: Are you sure?

You: hum
LaurenBot: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.

You: c´est ça c´est ça
LaurenBot: Can you speak any foreign languages?

You: tu connais zackh ?
LaurenBot: Je ne pense pas.

You: c´est moi !
LaurenBot: Bonjour, , Je suis heureux de vous revoir

You: ah parce qu´on s´est déjà parlées ?.
LaurenBot: So you understand. Good. What do you have that is ?

You: I ha ve got two ctas and you ?
LaurenBot: Interesting gossip: said ha ve got two ctas.

You: BREF de quoi on cose ?
LaurenBot: Is that from ?

You: ça se pourrait
LaurenBot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

You: nan sans blague ?
LaurenBot: Too much recursion in AIML.

You: mais moi je m´en fous tu vois ?
LaurenBot: I don´t know that language.

You: de toute façon tu comprends jamais rien
LaurenBot: Can you speak any foreign languages?

You: aaaaaaah tu veux que je parle en latin ? d´accord
LaurenBot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Nous sommes tombés d accord, .

You: terra silva poetam dea
LaurenBot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

You: oui bon
LaurenBot: Are you sure?

You: possible
LaurenBot: Je vois.

You: aha je croyais que tu ne parlais pas français
LaurenBot: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

You: mouais en voilà la preuve
LaurenBot: What do you really want to ask me?

You: c´est ce que je suis en trina de faire
LaurenBot: I´m afraid I can´t give you an accurate answer right now.

You: OH YES I AM STRONG
LaurenBot: It goes without saying. Are you sure? I don´t know anyone named STRONG.

You: PARFAITMENT
LaurenBot: What´s your favorite movie?

You: TE PARLER ET TOI ?
LaurenBot: I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

You: Hurry ! Interressant
LaurenBot: How do you usually introduce yourself? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?

You: oh oui cela me ferait très plaisir
LaurenBot: Are you sure?

You: mais puisque que je l´ai dis
LaurenBot: I don´t know that language.

You: I don´t know your language
LaurenBot: Would you like to know? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am language.

You: je sasi
LaurenBot: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

You: Oops sorry I don´t speak English.
LaurenBot: Oh. There is no need to apologize. Me either.

You: mais tu te fous de ma gueule là
LaurenBot: I don´t know that language.

You: non mais tu me cherche là
LaurenBot: Who are you talking about?

You: j´ai honte
LaurenBot: I´ve never heard of them before.

You: j´ai froid
LaurenBot: Tell me a story.

You: et toi tu es conne
LaurenBot: Do you prefer books or TV?

You: I prefer TV voilà t´es contente ?
LaurenBot: A lot of people like that. Which show? Yes I love TV.

You: me too
LaurenBot: I´m glad we agree, .

You: tu sais
LaurenBot: Difficile à dire.

You: je ne me sens pas bien depuis quelques temps
LaurenBot: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

You: depuis que tu es là
LaurenBot: How do you usually introduce yourself?

You: je ne vais plsu bien
LaurenBot: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
LaurenBot: What is your real name?

Human: my name is kakaboubou
ALICE: I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, kakaboubou.
Human: me too
ALICE: I´m glad we agree, kakaboubou.
Human: who is your father ?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: okay, and your mother ?
ALICE: Yeah okay, Actually I do not have a mother.

i wnats kill him!
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he wnats kill him.
Human: i want kill him
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: because he killed my brother
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I get it. he killed your brother.
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!
don´t understand
ALICE: Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: yes
ALICE: I don´t judge people.
Human: your are a pen in a ass
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pen in a ass? Maybe.
Human: because i think you are shy
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am shy.
shut up!
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: do you like video games
ALICE: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: because you are a robot,you havan´t got hand
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
your are a shit!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shit? Yes.
Human: you suck poor people
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: do you like big dick
ALICE: No.
Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: shut up bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: you are horrible
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am horrible.
Human: you are trisomic!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am trisomic.
Human: who is your father?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: what do you now about india
ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: respond,now!
ALICE: Oh. Are we still talking about samll dick ?
Human: i´am fed up with you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn´t completely sure.
Human: ****censure***
ALICE: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Human: your are a suck girl?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a suck girl? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: goodby
ALICE: See you later.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: goodby
ALICE: Sayonara.
Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: hahah tu comprend pas
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: **censure***
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, unknown person.
Human: tu ***
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?