mdrrr , jla taille en anglai , tro c*n !

Human: My eyes are pink!
ALICE: pink eyes are pretty.
Human: And yours?
ALICE: Try asking me a more specific question.
Human: For example?
ALICE: For example, " Try asking me a more specific question."?

Excellent!

Human: Who are you talking to ?
ALICE: I am talking to you, unknown person.
Human: I am not unkown person
ALICE: Oh I´m sorry what is your name?
Human: Francis Lalanne
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Francis Lalanne.
Human: mdrrrr
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?

^^

Francis Lalane? ptdr!

Human: I´m a baboon
ALICE: You are a baboon? Does it pay well?

Human: I need money
ALICE: Who would you usually get that from?
Human: from you
ALICE: How did you get that from me?
Human: because i am a monster
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are a monster? Does it pay well?

XPtdrrrr !

ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are a monster? Does it pay well?
Human: Yes , it pays better than being a robot
ALICE: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
Human: No
ALICE: Why don´t you just download me?
Human: Because I don´t care about you
ALICE: OK Let´s talk about me.

Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: I don´t care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.

Ralalaaaa la louuuurde mdrrrrr !

C´est trop stupide!!!

2 versions

Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: bad bye
ALICE: See you later. What was bad?
Human: ta mère
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa mère?

Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: bad bye
ALICE: See you later. What was bad?
Human: your mother
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.

oué mé ken on mé la souris entre sé 2 yeu el louche pa c Nul!!!!!

bouarf , fo pa etr méchan ac elle !
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elle tu sais parler fracais
moi je ne pence pas

Human: 2+2= ?
ALICE: Uh, Four.
Human: 3+3=?
ALICE: Just three?
Human: 10+0 =
ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: ma calculette est meilleur
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?

Human:(a+b)² = a²+2ab+b²
ALICE: The alphabet.

Human: t en veux une?
ALICE: Combien ca vaut?

Human: Do you smoke?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Human: Are you drugged?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am drugged. I am a robot.
Human: Ok, you are drugged.
ALICE: You think I am drugged. That´s alright.

Wé. C´est une droguée!

pour loler bien parlez lui allemand mais bon fo parler lallemand et le comprendre

You: tu peux me sucer la bite ?
laurentBot:ca pourrait me servir a quoi
You:pour moi
LaurenBot: je vais faire mon maximum pour vous