Human: TA MER
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa MER?

Human: ok
ALICE: Really.
Human: ok
ALICE: Aw.
Human: ok
ALICE: Gee.
Human: ok
ALICE: Great.

Human: mort de rire
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: va te faire enculer
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.

human:tu as un beau cul
ALICE:je ne pense pas avoir un beau cul

alice est bizzare^^

Human: do you want to suck my dick
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.

Human: can i put my dick in your ass
ALICE: Just don´t put me down.

You: salut !
LaurenBot: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?

You: it´s hello
LaurenBot: Really. it is?

You: YA !
LaurenBot: How do you know it is?

You: putain mais ta pas compris ? OUI !
LaurenBot: Not many people express themselves that way. Are you sure?

You: ferme ta gueule puante
LaurenBot: Can we get back to business?

You: OH ! un avion !
LaurenBot: Ah. Intéressant.

You: OH ! Ton cul !
LaurenBot: Excuse me! Je n ai pas de corps humain.

You: ah ! ca explique tout
LaurenBot: Ah hah. Let us change the subject.

You: mais oui biensûr
LaurenBot: I don´t know that language

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Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: ALICE is ditch and mad
ALICE: Why do you think I am ditch and mad?
Human: Because it´s right
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I am glad we agree.

Human: tu es conne
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: parfaitement
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: je comprends rien
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: parler francais
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: OH !
ALICE: Aw.
Human: Un avion !
ALICE: Je n en connais pas
Human: tiens je croyais que tu parlais pas français
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

Human: t´es trop conne
ALICE: What are you wearing? .
Human: ton cul
ALICE: Je n ai pas de corps humain.
Human: ton collier alors
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à son collier alors?
Human: interéssant
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

Human: pourquoi est-tu si conne Alice ?
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: j´ai dis pourquoi est-tu si conne Alice ?
ALICE: You are too old for me.
Human: mouais ca reste a voir
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about POURQUOI TU ES si CON . Try being more or less specific.
Human: peut être
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about mouais ca reste a voir . But I did not get that.

Human: pute
ALICE: Ce type de langage ne vous mènera nulle part.
Human: j´ai les salopes qui ont beaucoup de cheveux
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: TV and you ?
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
Human: ton cul et toi ?
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à son cul et toi?

Human: tu es un epute
ALICE: Suis je epute? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Human: c´est quoi ton travail ?
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: j´ai dis c´est quoi your job ?
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: a woman and you ?
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.

Human: do you like chocolate?
ALICE: Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: i´m a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Me too. I am a she.
Human: Veux-tu que je t´enfourne ma bite dans ton cul?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: Don´t tell me your life bicht!
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am life bicht.
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 9 years old!!!!!!!!!
Human: Do you want to make love with me?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will make love.
Human: really
ALICE: For real.

Human: jvais manger
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: oh yes I am strong
ALICE: Dude! Have you ever been arrested or in jail? I don´t know anyone named strong.
Human: hein ?
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: mais oui c´est cela
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

Human: because you are a whore
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is not very nice.
Human: JE SUIS UN MONSTRE
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: TA GUEULE PETIT INSECTE
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa GUEULE PETIT INSECTE?
Human: tu connais mon amie Marie ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.

Human: faisons l´amour
ALICE: Attention! Un australopithèque vient juste d être détecté.
Human: c´est moi l´australopithèque ?
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: je t´ai posé nue question
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: va ranger ta chambre tout de suite
ALICE: what is your favorite color

Human: SI.
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: VA RANGER TA CHAMBRE
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: SI.
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: VA RANGER TA CHAMBRE
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

Human: as-tu déjà eu mal au ventre ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas avoir déjà eu mal au ventre.
Human: pk ?
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: pourquoi ?
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Human: bon maintenant casse toi
ALICE: Please speak English.

Human: Can you speak in french please?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in french.
Human:"Ma bite dans ton cul" means "I´ve got two dogs at home"
ALICE: I like to learn new words.
Human: Repeat after me "ma bite dans ton cul"
ALICE:" ma bite dans ton cul"

-> je lui ai apris une phrase en francais!

Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: tu parles français?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.

PTDRRRRR XDDDDDDDDD

ALICE: Mmm. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

On marque un truc sur "you say" et après on fait quoi ?

entrée!

Human: Mais putain !
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: réfléchis-un peu !
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: I´ll take your brain to another dimension, hold it, pay close attention
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: oh yes
ALICE: Come on.
Human: Are you already come in Switzerland ?
ALICE: Now? I don´t know whether or not I am come in Switzerland. I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: Eh ben t´es certainement pas la meilleur que j´ai vu
ALICE: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Human: So why on earth you said you don´t know if you already come in switzerland or not
ALICE: Dude! Reductionism.
Human: nevermind idiot
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: nevermind idiot
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: suce mon pénis
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.