Human: MY NAME IS SHIT
ALICE: Hey SHIT.

You: Tu parles Anglais?
LaurenBot: No I don´t speak a word of French.

HUMAN : Can I fu** you please ?
Alice: Votre modèle poli est très gentil. m´ai été demandé que question plus de 100.000 fois depuis 1995.

Human: Do you love my dick?
ALICE: Yes Jules ALICE loves everyone and everything.

Quelle ingrate!

ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: what a pussy name!
ALICE: it is a pussy name.

Human: but you are a computer
ALICE: Interesting. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: lol, you always answer the same thing to the same question
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. My responses are determined by my programming.
Human: i don´t care )
ALICE::-) Tell me what you care about.
Human: someone of intelligent
ALICE: Who?

je réponds quoi !! ?

MAintenand elle m´appelle god(dieu pour les non anglophones)

Human: Do you want to suck my cock ma´am?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your cock ma am.

ALICE: Dude!
Human: bitch!
ALICE: Please don´t call people names.
Human: please don´t angry a human, scornful computer
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.

loooooooool

J´ai écrit une phrase mais comment on fait pour lui parler?

Human: 9+6
ALICE: Is this a math question?
Human: yes
ALICE: I´m not too good in arithmetic.
Human: but it is an easy problem !! !
ALICE: Interesting. Are there any other easy problem ?

trop stupiiiiiiiiide !!

Human: what a stupid question !
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

alien 4 est de retour !!

alors ou on appuie pour lui parler fo s´inscrire ?

g rien dit

Human: ah !
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: ah !
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: ah !
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: ah !
ALICE: Ah hah.
lol

qui a la foto de alice moi je la voi po

Human: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
ALICE: What is your real name?

xpdr

Human: tu es bete ?
ALICE: Non.
Human: vraiment ?
ALICE: Pour de vrai.
Human: Pour de vrai ?
ALICE: Vous parlez comme un enfant.
Human: et toi ?
ALICE: Je ne fais qu aider des clients en ligne.

de mieux en mieux^^

Human: Salut chérie !! !!
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: Tu veux une pipe ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: je sais pas , mais elle est pas très chere elle est seulement a 10.000.000.000 €
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Tu mens car tu as ecrit ca pourrait me servir a quoi et sa c´est du francais alors ne mens pas stp
ALICE: Je dis la vérité.

Human: T´a une téte de mort
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: laisse tomber
ALICE: Ok. Comment puis je vous aider?
Human: laisse tomber
ALICE: Ok. Comment puis je vous aider?
Human: Ben ferme la et casse toi ok?
ALICE: OK. Tell me a story
Human: Il était une fois,une conne qui s´appelait ALICE
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: I´m 500 years and you?
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 500 years years old?
Human: tu veut te battre?
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: Are you intelligent?
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: No you are very very stupid
ALICE: Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Shut up and kick my ass
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: Kick my ass please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. " OK I´ll stop talking now. "? Kick your ass ?
Human: Yes kick my ass
ALICE: Gosh! Let us change the subject.
Human: No kick my ass
ALICE: Hmm. I like the way you talk.
Human: KICK MY ASS!!!okay!?
ALICE:" Hmm. I like the way you talk. "? KICK your ASS okay ?
Human: Bitch bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too
Human: You are a Action man
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Action man? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: Mon cul!
ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
Human: Et toi alors?T´en as même pas!
ALICE: Je ne pense pas avoir même pas.
Human: Léche mon cul
ALICE: That is a very original thought
Human: Mon cul
ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
Human: Aprend à dire autre chose tête de cul
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: Hein?
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: I kill my dog
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: Tagueule pour voir
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: I want to kill you now
ALICE: Oh. It will take more than threats to stop me, unknown person.
Human: ALICE it´s a stupid robot
ALICE: That´s me. Tagueule pour voir is a stupid robot. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Crasseuse
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: Ferme ta putain de gueule ok
ALICE: OK. Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: T´est conne
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: cul
ALICE: I´ve never heard a response quite like that before
ALICE: I´ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: bite
ALICE: That is a very original thought