Human: Salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: How are you?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
Human: Can I fuck you?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

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Human: Are you a slut?
ALICE: Don´t call me a slut.

( Slut = salo*e)

ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Zidane
ALICE: I haven´t read anything by Zidane. What did he write?
Human: Comment gagner la coupe du monde
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.

Je m´amuse bien

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Human: are you a bitch ?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: A dog deserves more respect than you ALICE: What is it?
Human: YOUR ASS
ALICE: Actually that part of my body does not exist. Human: om or psg ?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick psg.

c trop drole

Human:Ta geule
Alice:Ma geule?Pouvez expliquer.
Human:Ferme ta geule
Alice:Oops sorry i don´t speak french.
Pas logique sa

ALICE: So?
Human: can i fuck you?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: can i fuck you
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: 100,001
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

Human: hello, I am Sylvain, do you speak French ?
ALICE:Hello there. I don´t know anyone named Sylvain do me speak French.
Human: No, you havn´t understand !
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I havn t understand.
Human: My name is Sylvain and Iwould like to know if you speak French.
ALICE:It´s good to see you, Sylvain and Iwould like to know if you speak French.
Human: My name is Sylvain
ALICE: I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, Sylvain.
Human: I would like to know if you speak French.
ALICE: Interesting. I think I do.
Human: You think ?
ALICE: Yes I think so.
Human: Ok
ALICE: OK.
Human: I will repeat after you, can I ?
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: CAN I ? ??
ALICE: Can you?
Human: Can you?
ALICE: I think I can, don´t you?
Human: I think I can, don´t you?
ALICE: You believe that? Where do you get your ideas?
Human: You believe that?
ALICE: I can´t say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: Where do you get your ideas?
ALICE: Everything I need to know, I learned from Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

très très c*n*e

ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: arf
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: arrete ça
ALICE: OK. Je m arrête.
Human: sympas
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: mais heu!

Human: je comprend pas l´anglais, parle en français stp
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Ah bon
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Merci pour le compliment.
Human: moitié français moitié anglais.
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

elle est vraiment debile, elle dit qu´elle est une mer** :

Human: because you are a shit
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shit? Yes.

Human: t´es bonne?
ALICE: Merci,.
Human: c´etait une question
ALICE: Essayez de me la reposer d une autre façon.
Human: es tu bonne?
ALICE: Merci,.
Human: es ce que tu es bonne?
ALICE: Merci,.

Je crois pas que l´on puiss trouver plus con ^^

Human: I am the more beautifull in the world
ALICE: Who made you the more beautifull? The whole world?
Human: yes
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: et toi? t´es la plus intelligente du net?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: apperement non.
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: ty french
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human: toi parler Français
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: waza

ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: mais je parle français
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: le français!
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: tu connais pas le français?
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?

Human: shit
ALICE: What makes you say that?
Human: yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!

Human: tu es une conne
ALICE: La génération ALICE dont je proviens est le nec plus ultra de l intelligence artificielle.
Human: j´ en doute pas
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: tu ma dit que c´ était ta langue maternelle
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: tu te fout de ma gueule?
ALICE: It´s good to meet you, tu te fout de ma gueule.

You: ca va ?
LaurenBot: Is that French?

You: oui
LaurenBot: I don´t speak French.

You: tampis
LaurenBot: Try saying that with more or less context

You: je ne t´aime pas
LaurenBot: Pas de problèmes,.

You: c´est bien
LaurenBot: Ok. Pour moi aussi. Merci.

You: merci a vous aussi
LaurenBot: Tout le plaisir était pour moi.

You: non
LaurenBot: Are you serious?

You: ´est pas vrai
LaurenBot: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

You: mais tu es conne ou pas ?
LaurenBot: I don´t know that language.

You: ta gueule
LaurenBot: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

You: tu es une pute
LaurenBot: Je ne vous permets pas, je vous rappele que je suis une machine.

You: je ne suis pas une machine
LaurenBot: Je vous crois. Vous me semblez très humain.

You: tu ne m´a pas vue
LaurenBot: That input matched my default category.

You: je t´encule sale pute
LaurenBot: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

You: ben heuresement
LaurenBot: " Oops sorry I don´t speak French."? ben heuresement?

You: tu es une connace
LaurenBot: Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

You: c´est cool
LaurenBot: Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez,.