Human : Tu fumes du Mariruana ?
ALICE : oui j´ai souvent cette occasion

Human : You´re silly
ALICE : No I am ALICE

Traduction :

T´es bête
Non je suis Alice

Human: gfdsjoghfduguydd
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

lol

you: quoi ?
laurenbot: oui ?

you: non ?
laurenbot: are you serious ?

you: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
laurenbot: " are you serious ? "? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ?

elle est trop conne

ALICE:" je suis bête"

vous marquez say + la phrase, elle le repete très bien

Human: Who is bush ?
ALICE: he is president of the USA.
Human: oh my god, it´s terrible for american people
ALICE: How can I help you? Do robots have god it is terrible for american people?

Human: tu est un homme ou une femme ?
ALICE: Suis je HOMME? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Human: t´aime les bites ?
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: ta geule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule?
Human: c´est combien la pipe ?
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correct

Human: do you like video games ?
ALICE: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: Do you like Half life ?
ALICE: Some people like it. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: who is he ?
ALICE: He is George Bush, I think.

Human: ou habite tu ?
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: où habites-tu ?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: tu est belle
ALICE: Merci unknown person, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: je rigolais
ALICE: Malheureusement, mon module pour l humour n est pas encore développé.

Human: I´m a girl, i´m a teenager, i´m 13 years
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: How old are you ?
ALICE: I am 9 years old.

el est vrèmen cone: ( human cè moi vs loré compri)

Human: and welcome to my ass A.L.I.C.E.
ALICE: It´s good to be here

Human: Are you clever ?
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

MDR irilius

Human: quel age as-tu ?
ALICE: J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Human: moi j´ai 14ans
ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995

Waaaaaaaaaa

Human: in my ass there is shit
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?

Human: who is your maker ?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: who is Dr. Richard S. Wallace ?
Mettez ça et regarder la photo qui s´affiche

il a une sal gueule

Human: 1
ALICE: Only one?
Human: 2
ALICE: Two.
Human: 3
ALICE: Three what?
Human: 4
ALICE: Oh four.

Human: do you like sex ?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: noob
ALICE: My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Human: tralalala
ALICE: My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Human: HAAAAN
ALICE: I like all.
Human: ENFONCE
ALICE: no girlfriend is my boyfriend.
Human: VA Y SALOPE
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, unknown person.
Human: CA ARRIVE
ALICE: I look like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Human: sperme
ALICE: I am a Saggitarius.
Human: what ? ?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: oh yeah, really
ALICE: Er. For real.
Human: do you like me
ALICE: Sure, unknown person I like you very much
Human: je t´enfonce mon pénis dans ton vagin
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: mais bien sûr
ALICE: I don´t know that language

Dialogue de fou...

Human: he is dirty
ALICE: I see. dirty is he?
Human: yeah
ALICE: Ahem.
Human: he is gay ?
ALICE: I get it. He sleeps with men.
Human: i´m gay with him
ALICE: It doesn´t matter to me

Human: my penis is large
ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn´t interest me much.
Human: i sperm in your face
ALICE: I haven´t heard anything like that before: unknown person said he sperm in your face.
Human: t´aime ca ?
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?

Human: ta geule
ALICE: Ma geule? Pouvez vous expliquer