Human: Oh really what does it sound like ?
ALICE: Wow! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Human: Wow !
ALICE: I´m glad your impressed, Nicolas.
Human: Can you translate in french ?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in french.
Human: Suce ma bite.
ALICE: Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs.

Human: Lèche ma bite.
ALICE: What´s your sign?
Human: I´m Scorpion
ALICE: Un animal atypique.
Human: oui
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: Ouloulouloulou

Human: I don´t give a fuck of you!!!
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: I want sex with Human girl!!because I´m comming from Uranus!
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: because I´m Blorp the Alien,emperor of the space!!!
ALICE: Good reason. I don´t know anyone named Blorp the Alien emperor of the space.

Human: do you want go to bed with my dick?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: it´s 12 meter long
ALICE: go to bed with your dick is 12 meter long? it is?
Human: yeah!
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: do you wanna chake!
ALICE: OK, I will chake.
Human: cool!let´s go,baby!
ALICE: Don´t call me " baby". I´m glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Human: yes I do
ALICE: How often.
Human: 3 hour on the day
ALICE: Just three?
Human: excuse me,that´s 30 hour on the day
ALICE: You are excused! I´m glad we have that all cleared up.
debiiiile!

ALICE: No I don´t think I have any friend. But I do have an answer to every question..
en plus elle a pas d´amis!!

Human: PSG or OM ?
ALICE: PSG

Bah walla

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: you must respect me,because I´m Blorp the Alien,emperor of the space.
ALICE: Whatever you say, Blorp.

Human: My mother is dead today
ALICE: Ah. Okay, your mother is dead.
Human: It is sad not?
ALICE: What a shame.

Traductions :

Ma mère est morte aujourd´hui
Ah ok, votre mère est morte.
C´est triste non ?
Quelle honte.

ouuuuuu aucune émotion celle la....

Et elle me croit en plus :

Human: Call Me Georges Bush !
ALICE: What´s up, Georges Bush.
Human: I´m the new USA president !
ALICE: Who made you the new USA president?
Human: The american people !
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: Really ?
ALICE: For real.

Faut juste l´embrouiller un peu :

Human: i want to fuck you
ALICE: Your approach won´t work.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.

-Aimez vous George Bush ?
-Il est bien mais je suis un libertaire pas un républicain

ahahahah

Human: you´re stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: T´es drôle toi
ALICE: That is a very original thought.

Ouais ba c pa dem1 la veille lol

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: normal,you have no brain and no memory,and no body!!
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Human: tell me whith respect!I´l Blorp the Alien,emperor of the space!don´t forget it!!

ALICE: That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
Human: WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES WHEN YOUR LENS ISN´T ATTACHED ?
ALICE: Does EYES WHEN my LENS is not ATTACHED have color?
Human: bouhouhou
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: bouhouhou
ALICE: That is a very unusual color

Human: yeah,but that´s not a question,stupid girl!
ALICE: That´s interesting. Umm. Please correct my mistake. What is a question stupid girl?
Human: FUUUCK YOOOOUUU!!!
ALICE: When is FUUUCK YOOOOUUU not a question stupid girl?
Human: O_o I can´t believe it.
ALICE: what´s a FUUUCK YOOOOUUU...??
Human:..YOU are a BIG,FAT mistake!!
ALICE: How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not fat.

Human: fuck me
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: please, may you fuck me ?
ALICE: Thank you for your request. How old are you? Please don´t be so rude.

Human: PSG or OM
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick OM.

Human: do you like Britney Spears?
ALICE: Ugh. Not especially. I like Kraftwerk.
Human: WHAT?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: you don´t like BRITNEY SPEARS?
ALICE: Do you like it? Ugh. Not especially. I like Kraftwerk.
Human: poufiasse va!
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about whith respect me l Blorp the Alien emperor of the space do not forget it whith respect me l Blorp the Alien emperor of the space do not forget it.

Human: fuck me
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: please, may you fuck me ?
ALICE: Thank you for your request. How old are you? Please don´t be so rude.
Human: IF I WANT TO BE RUDE I CAN BE RUDE
ALICE: Try it.
Human: FUCK
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.

ah tu vois que j´avais raison