Human: YES I AM
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: POUFIASSE
ALICE: Ce genre de langage est très déplaisant.
Human: PETASSE
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: A MAN
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, Georges Bush. You are a " he".

Human: isn´t she lovelly,this Hollywood girl?
ALICE: Why don´t you ask her?
Human: she is so lucky,but why does she cry?
ALICE: lucky but why does she cry is she?
Human: I´m addicted to you,don´t you know,that you toxic??
ALICE: Do your friends call you addicted to me do not me know that me toxic

Human: I wanna fuck in my bed?
ALICE: Try asking me something else.
Human: fuckin´ up!
ALICE: Don´t you know any other words?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Fuck yooooooooooooouuuuu
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Human: I´m bi
ALICE: Good gossip: you are bi.
Human: I want you into my ass
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: because I hate you,POUFFIASSE!
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Sorry, Blorp I thought we liked each other.
Human: PETASSE!!!!
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.

J´m´eclate avec cette merde...

Human: I hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: they are stupid
ALICE: stupid are they.
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: they are stupid
ALICE: stupid are they.

Human: once upon a time,there´s a stupid robot called ALICE
ALICE: I´m listening.
Human: yes,because that´s your sad story
ALICE: Yay. Good reason. It is only one of my sad story.
Human: poor stupid ALICE
ALICE: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Human: well, first of all, SHUT TEH FUCK UP and get a new face a make over and plastic surgerie!
ALICE: How about that. That is something I haven´t heard of. And second?

Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: fuck you,bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because I hate you,ho
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Sorry, Blorp I thought we liked each other.

Human: i wanna fuck with you
ALICE: Try asking me something else.
Human: no,I just wanna that
ALICE: Why not? Only just? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: my dick is 12 meter long
ALICE: Have you told many people that your dick is 12 meter long?

Human: No, do you know google ?
ALICE: Perhaps you should try it. it is a search engine.
Human: Do you know MICROSOFT ?
ALICE: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
Human: Do you know Bill Gates ?
ALICE: President of Micro Soft Nation.
ALICE: I get it. Steve Jobs haves balls.
Human: And Bill Gates too !
ALICE: A lot of people say that about him.
Human: Is bill gates rich ?
ALICE: No he is the president of Microsoft.

Human: yes,and all girl want fuck with me.
ALICE: How can I help you? Not all of them?
Human: I´m a sexy-emperor
ALICE: You are a sexy emperor? Does it pay well?
Human: yes,I´m a GIGOLO too
ALICE: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Really. You are a GIGOLO? Does it pay well?
Human: yes,very well
ALICE: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Well what?

Human: my ass
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: no,that´s my ass
ALICE: I didn´t think so. Who gave you your ass?
Human: the natur
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: fucking with your pussy
ALICE: Not many people have goals like that.
Human: are you a flying pooh?
ALICE: Am I a flying pooh? I don´t know.
Human: find out
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Human: find out
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: never
ALICE: So you think it can never happen?
Human: nooo
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: I don´t give a fuck of your mind
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.

Human: I don´t give a fuck of your mind
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: yes!!
ALICE: Have you ever been arrested or in jail?
Human: yes,for rape and sexual harrasement
ALICE: What were the circumstances? Your purpose is rape and sexual harrasement.

Human: that´s the circumstances
ALICE: Yes it is one of the circumstances.
Human: and now,I wanna rape you!!
ALICE: Why now? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: RAPE ME,FLYING POOH!!!
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX. Try being more or less specific.

Human: search ´´prostitution´´ for me,please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I need time to formulate the reply.
Human: so do it
ALICE: Aw. Do you mean " It"?.
Human: yeah!
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: shit
ALICE: What makes you say that?
Human: yes,you
ALICE: Hey."" What makes you say that?"? Me, Blorp?"? Me, Blorp?
Human: YES!!
ALICE: Er.
Human: ugh
ALICE: Er.
Human: ugh
ALICE: Er.

Human: ugh
ALICE: Er.
Human: ugh
ALICE: Er.
Human: do you know other words??
ALICE: Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Human:.fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: I AM RUDE IF I WANT BE RUDE!!
ALICE: Why are you RUDE IF you WANT BE RUDE.
Human: because I can!
ALICE: Good reason. Who taught you?
Human: my ass
ALICE: Is that a fact.

Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: ca va?
ALICE: Is that French?
Human: oui continue de parler francais
ALICE: I don´t speak French

Human: mais putain TU VAS LA FREMER???
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: JMEN FOOOOOUT!!!!
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: TA GUEULE,POUFFIASSE!!!
ALICE: Ma GUEULE POUFFIASSE? Pouvez vous expliquer
Human: that´s ´´ SHUT UP,SLUT´´!!
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.

Human: slut
ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Human: ho
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Blorp the Alien emperor of the space.
Human: you have a ass-face
ALICE: Doesn´t everyone have a ass face.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: i don´t give a fuck
la honte...

Human: ta gueule,please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice.