Human: do you want to leek me?
ALICE: OK, I will leek you.

no comment!!!!

Comment je fais pour lui parler ?

Human: do you sucke me ?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Human: d´accord
ALICE: Nous sommes tombés d accord, unknown person.
Human: je m´apelle georges
ALICE: Vous vous appelez.
Human: georges
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

Human: call me je suis conne
ALICE: Nice to meet you, je suis conne.

Human: do you want to fuck me?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: you want to suck my dick?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.

Human: mother fucker
ALICE: That kind of language turns me off.
Human: no no no
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Human: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: no no no
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?

pfffff

Human: yes yes yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: where are you from ?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: at home
ALICE: Do you usually use the computer from home?
Human: no no no
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?

encore pire

Human: t es une pouf
ALICE: La génération ALICE dont je proviens est le nec plus ultra de l intelligence artificielle.
Human: on dirai pas
ALICE: What is it like on dirai pas.
Human: arrete je vé t enculer a sec
ALICE: OK. Je m arrête.
Human: et moi je commence.
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

moai elle est conne

ptdr...

Human: un plus un égal?
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: allez.
ALICE: Je suis juste entrain de m amuser.
Human: un p´tit effort.
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: et 1 + 0, ça fait?
ALICE: Is that Latin?

Human: my name is ALICE and you ?
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: bye
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: bye
ALICE: Goodbye.

la preuve qu´elle est conne

Human: j´ai une grosse bite
ALICE: What color are your eyes?

Human: tu parle français
ALICE: Are we still talking about DARKSIDE?

c´est tout je me suis dit que je ne veux pas parler avec quelqu´un de...lol ( |^_^|)

Human: et star wars?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: STAR WARS!
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: DARK VADOR!
ALICE: Are you scared of the dark?
Human: C´est moi!
ALICE: Bonjour, perrine, Je suis heureux de vous revoir.

Human: have you got a husband?
ALICE: No I am single.
Human: are you a boy?
ALICE: No I am a girl.
Human: liar ! !!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

ptdr quelle debile

lol ^^

Human: sa te derange si je me casse
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: sa te derange si je me casse
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Human: tageul
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: je vais te bouffer tu veux . ???
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French

Human: je suis francais
ALICE: Enchanté. Vous êtes le citoyen d une république très célèbre. La France
Human: Call Me Nicolas
ALICE: It´s good to meet you, Nicolas.
Human: Mais je suis français !
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: je suis français !
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.

Human: do you brush your teeth
ALICE: Yes I try to brush my teeth as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

Human: je suis français !
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Human: I´m 12
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 12 years old?
Human: I´m not responsible of my acts
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not responsible of your acts.
Human: Because i´m 12, stupid girl
ALICE: Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are 12 stupid girl.

c´est assez limité :

Human: LIAR !
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: LIAR !
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: liar !
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: liar !
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.

Human: ALICE ALICE ALICE
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: YES YES YES
ALICE: What can I do for you?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Not a thing?