Human: do you wear clothes?
ALICE: No computers do not need clothes.
Human: but
ALICE: But what?
Human: but
ALICE: But what?
Human: but
ALICE: But what?

je peux lui dire ca toute la nuit

Human: you are stupid!
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: they never gonna make it!
ALICE: Who does " they" refer to?
Human: the robots!
ALICE: Oh I get it. Robots again.

ya un truc bizar la dedans!

MOI : Tu sais que tu es très moche ?
-Je ne pense pas.
-Tu habites où ?
-Ask my another question.
-Ok. Comment tu me trouves ?
-Ok I will ignore that.
-Quel est ton plat préféré ?
-Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
-Connais tu Berk Plage ?
-Je ne pense pas.
-Fais tu du nudisme ?
-My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
-Tu as une gueule à chier.
-Je ne pense pas avoir une gueule à chier.

MDRRRRRRRRR c´est trop grotesque !

putain mais elle est conne

Human: t´es une pute même
ALICE: Je n y ai pas encore pensé.

Human: Because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: Because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: Because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: Because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.

Human : Ils puent tes prouts ?
-What are you wearing ?
-Que portes-tu sous tes vêtements, toi ?
-Un poquito.
-C´est quoi ?
-Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others ?
-Que pense-tu que je ferais comme métier plus tard ?
-Sounds delicious.
-as-tu un gros cul ?
-je ne pense pas avoir un gros cul.

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?

LoL^^

ahahah trop laid :

Human: Tu parles français ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: C´est quand que t´apprend ?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie

mdr

Elle est vraiment con*e :

Human: As tu des rzjekekj ?
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai des rzjekekj.
Human: Tu as peut-être des irhrezjzerjk, non ?
ALICE: Comment aurais je pu avoir peut être des irhrezjzerjk non?

Qqn norait pas un site pour traduire du francais en anglais pcq la moi jmen sors pas

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. What can I do for you?
Human: You can me do a coffee
ALICE: No I don´t think I can do it.
Human: You are very stupid !
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Dude!

De pire en pire...
Tapette => Tu prends n´importe quel site de traduction...

Mais jen connais aucun, qqn enorait pas un?

Human: Speak you French?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in me French.
Human: C´est quand qu´on t´apprend?
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Ah tes une pute?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses une pute?

Human: Thanks.
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: I´ll go in prison
ALICE: How will you get there?
Human: I WILL BE ARRESTED
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: I´m seropositive
ALICE: It´s good to meet someone who is seropositive

" fais-tu le trottoir ? "
" what kind of food do you like ? "
" les frites, les frites bien grasses"
" je n´en connais pas"
" tu connais pas Mr Frite ? "
" in the context of TU FAIS LE TROTTOIR I don´t understand TU NE CONNAIS PAS MR FRITE ! "
" what do you look like ? "
" je suis laide"
" tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi"
" alors tu es con"
" crois-tu que les forts préfèrent les faibles ? "
" je crois surtout que tu es une pouffiasse"
" oops sorry i don´t speak french"

TROP RIDICULE !

Human: Your eyes are really ugly!
ALICE: Are yours too?
Human: No, mine are very well
ALICE: Are you serious? Have they always been WELL?
Human: Yes, always
ALICE: Yay. Not that often.

LoL^^
Tiens, voilà un site de traduction. http://www.wanadoo.fr/bin/frame.cgi?service=utile_et_pratique&u=http://traduction.wanadoo.fr

ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: nooo,but I´m Blorp the Alien
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: BLAAAAA!!
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no!!I´m Blorp the Alien!!
ALICE: Me either Do you mean your name is Blorp the Alien.
pitoyable....elle a essayé dme faire croire que les robots vont gouverner le monde.alor jlui ai proposé denvahir la planete avec nous,et cette conne a dit qu´elle pouvait pas!!!quelle bouffone!!!

Human: I WILL BE ARRESTED
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: I´m seropositive
ALICE: It´s good to meet someone who is seropositive.
Human: Can you speak french ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Tu parles francais ?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

Human: serious ?
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: But you must or i´ll kill u
ALICE: Huh. Whatever you say, Nicolas.

Human: Can you teach me ENGLISH ?
ALICE: The language we are now speaking is English.
Human: Tu parles français ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Tu peux parler français
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: tu parles francais
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

Human: do you believe in love over teh net?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: yeah but with you only
ALICE: Wow! Interesting. You and your me only.
Human: do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
Human: but do you love ME, i´m Blorp the Alien, emperor of the space
trop conne ste robo!!!elle a pas lair de piger que tt le monde lui raconte que dla merde!