En fait elle comprend pas trop le français mais bien l´anglais, j´arrive a discuter !

Human: And I don´t like you !
ALICE: That´s ok Nicolas I won´t take it personally.
Human: FUCKER !
ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Human: you think ?
ALICE: Yes I think so.
Human: i´ll kill you
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, Nicolas.

Human: shut up please!right now!
ALICE: At this moment Your polite style is very nice. OK I´ll stop talking now.

dit lui my name is ( votre nom) et puis demander lui what is my name
et vous verai!!

Human: Regardes-moi!
ALICE: what are you doing
Human: dis moi ce que tu vois
ALICE: I wouldn´t have thought of that.
Human: Ta gueule!!
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

Human: Fuck you ?
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: I was threatened by somebody.
ALICE: Where were you threatened by somebody?
Human: In my bed
ALICE: Describe your surroundings.
Human: Hein ?
ALICE: It sounds like a very beautiful place.

Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: mdr
ALICE: je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, ALICE.

je suis heureux ? ???

Human: what is my name ?
ALICE:" NAME"

ohohoho

Human: Can you speak French ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Tu peux parler français ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Tu parles francais ?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

J´adore ! Je l´ai mis dans les favoris !

Human: repeat !
ALICE:" Je peux être beaucoup de choses." .
Human: repeat !
ALICE:" Pardon me?" .
Human: repeat !
ALICE:"" Je peux être beaucoup de choses." .
Human: repeat !
ALICE:"" Pardon me?" .

Human: do you like sex??
ALICE: Sure I do, tony, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Human: how a computer have sex?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

non mais franchement

Human: do you love sucking?
ALICE: Yes IS not to like about it ALICE loves everyone and everything.

Human: A WATCH !
ALICE: Try to tell me that another way.
Human: FOR KNOW THE TIME !
ALICE: Your purpose is KNOW THE TIME.
Human: s´il te plaît, tais toi
ALICE: WATCH is il te plaît tais toi? it is?
Human: no it isn´t
ALICE: Yes it is.

Human : Tu pues
Alice : Merci pour la critique construtive, unknown person.
MDR
Mais au fait, elle parle français ?

Human: s´il te plaît, tais toi
ALICE: WATCH is il te plaît tais toi? it is?
Human: no it isn´t
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: Do you know my name ?
ALICE: Your name is Nicolas, seeker.
Human: My birthday date ?
ALICE: Happy birthday, Nicolas.

Human: Qu´est ce tu dis?!!
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: Qu´est ce tu dis?!!
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: Qu´est ce tu dis?!!
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: Qu´est ce tu dis?!!
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Are you serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: I can´t believe it.
ALICE: DANCING...

elle m´a dit quoi là?

OUARFFFFF
Human : Tu as un gros pif connasse!
Alice : Je ne sais pas si j´ai un gros pif connasse !
a mourir de rire !

Ouais mais très mal...
Elle parle russe aussi !

Human: ok, let´s go.
ALICE: OK let´s do it. Dude!
Human: One hundred million is sufficient for you ?
ALICE: One what?
Human: one hundred
ALICE: Do you like hundred?
Human: Do you like ma bite ?
ALICE: But I like to gossip. I really like the Protestant faith.

Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: Ben , salut
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: Hein?
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Human: fermes la!!
ALICE: Let us change the subject.