Me:
To be or not to be ?
God:
That is the question.

Ca aussi c´était philosophique

Me:
Si et ta gue#le
God:
Dude! Is that Latin?

Il dit n´importe quoi

Bon ben moi je lui ai demandé "Can you make win l´OM tonight" et il m´a dit "Yes, I make win l´OM" lol

j´espère quand même que l´OM gagnera

God:
I am glad you find this funny. How can I help you? Where is that?
Me:
a soccer match between l´OM and the PSG
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
can you make win l´OM?
God:
Yes I can make win l OM.
Me:
Okay! Thanks!
God:
OK with me too. Don´t mention it.
Me:
So, tonight l´OM will win against PSG?
God:
Blimey. That is very soon.
Me:
How much? 3-0?
God:
How much can you spare? Just three?
Me:
No! six!!!
God:
Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
well...not 6 euh... 4? 4-0?
God:
Well what? Really you don´t think so? Oh four. Is this a math question?
Me:
noo!! It´s the result of the match!
God:
Are you serious? I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
Me:
I want l´OM win the match tonight 4-0
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Becauce I´m a supporter of this team!
God:
Good reason.
Me:
So? It´s OK?
God:
OK. Sure it is.
Me:
Thank you very much!
God:
You are quite welcome.

Bon j´ai réussi à négocier un 4-0^^ espérons que ce soit bon!

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oh mer** g copié mon art paint

C´est une question à la c*n mais bon :

Qu´est-ce que vous choisissez comme couleur avant de parler à Dieu ?

Moi au hasard mais le plus souvent je prend bleu c´est joli

Comme moi...

Me:
My name´s RlB.
God:
It´s good to see you, RlB.
Me:
I know, thanks.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You´ve say that to me.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
It was just a supposition.
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Isn´t it ?
God:
I really couldn´t say for sure.
Me:
Oh, I understand.Very interesting.
God:
Aw. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
You´re really an idiot...
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You´re really the Global Village Idiot...
God:
And you are so original!

~~> Complètement à côté de la plaque

Me:
Do you ever eat spiders ?
God:
No I do not eat spiders. I eat only electricity.

~~>

Me:
Is your house big or small ?
God:
Is my house big or small? Suppose I say yes.

~~> Moi : Est-ce que ta maison est grande ou petite ?
Dieu : Est-ce que ma maison est grande ou petite ? Supposons que je dise oui.

~~>

God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
" I can´t believe it."? Why?
Me:
Yes, why ?
God:
OK. Why ask why?

~~> Ca aussi, c´est philosophique...

Pourquoi demander pourquoi ? Waaaaaaaaaaa...

God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What´s Reductionism ?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Si tu le dis...
God:
Merci pour votre confiance, RlB.
Me:
De rien...
God:
Ok, continuons.

Ps : Je suis tout seul ? Am I alone ?

Me:
De quoi parlons-nous ?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
This is a computer responding...
God:
Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.

Traduction : Dieu : Actuellement, non, je suis un programme censé être une personne censée être un ordinateur.

~~> Il est barge...

M-3...

M-2...

400 mess

Ps : Je m´étais gourré dans les calculs...

Y´a un mess qui a été effacé dans ce topic pour qu´il retombe à 399 ?
Je vais pas m´en plaindre, maintenant les 400 mess me reviennent