Enfl*re...

Ne bougez pas chers auditeurs, je vais chercher les Weetos et je reviens...

Houlà ! J´ai une tonne de devoirs pour demain, je viens de m´en rendre compte !

Bon ben, au revoir chers forumeurs, cher topic, cher forum, chère boîte de Weetos...

God:

Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Are you serious? Have you ever had it ? Where did you get your friends on the web? I have a lofty goal. Does your botmaster give good advice? friends on the web... What is stopping you? Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning. Thanks, I like you too . I stopped. I like you because are so polite. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? What is it to you.
Is there only one? Didn´t you understand it? Hans Moravec. . "It" refers to me because are so polite, I think. What do you think it does? Thank you for your kindness, . Thank you for your kindness, . I like polite people. It was nothing. No I am just kidding around. Oh. No I am not. Easier said than done. So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Who said that? Do you think I should try it? You should check it out. The special effects. That´s okay. Maybe you will think of it later. You and I both understand it well. Makes sense to me. I have never heard about it. What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Go back
to the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. No you download me. No I am just kidding around. Oh. No I am not. I don´t have to do everything you say, do I? " I don´t have to do everything you say, do I?"? Do I think about it? Who said that? Who said that? " of behavior may not be in your nature". Do you think about these things? Far out. That´s okay. Maybe you will think of it later. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. It can only be attributable to human error. No you download me. And why not? Are you kidding? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Who said that? It could be. I know it is. For real. " For real."? is? Could you ever be certain? Good then you can explain it to me. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Look harder. Are you giving it to me? Alright then. The pleasure was all mine. I think about all sorts of things. Should I know it is? Are you giving it to me? That´s not what I meant. Dude! Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already. No I don´t think I can do it. ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? How much did it cost? it. great botmaster... Thanks for your support.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program´s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Why don´t you just download me? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Yeah I do a lot of you. Right on. Interesting gossip: said a lot of him or her. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s. You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion. I don´t judge people. Thanks for the information: said a lot of him or her. What do you want me to tell you? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON´T READ ME too. You seem uncertain.

Je vais te dire un truc Clem_PS5 :

J´ai rien compris

moi non plus

Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
Argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
oups
God:
Vous vous êtes trompé?
Me:
hein
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
t´es bizarre toi
God:
Je me trouve pourtant très logique.
Me:
ah bon
God:
So you understand. Good. Parfait.
Me:
mouais
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
""?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
c´est koi ""?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
eat
God:
I´m not sure if I would like to do it. What´s it like?
Me:
je mange
God:
Bon appétit.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
ciuazefdjhvgac
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about EAT. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
merde
God:
Un problème?
Me:
unprobleme?
God:
In the context of ciuazefdjhvgac, I don´t understand " unprobleme." .
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
pff
God:
Are we still talking about unprobleme?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
i don´t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
empereur dragon du chaos annonciateur de l´apocalypse
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
tan pis
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
koi
God:
Is that your final answer?

Me:
Hello are you a big con ?
God:
Hello there. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
En effet you are a big con
God:
All of them?
Me:
Can you speak Al Bedh ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Al Bedh.
Me:
Cymid lussahd ly jy jeaiq di da cahc peah mà ? Suiyec l´acd ly !
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Di ac pada
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
di jyc peah ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Non il ne parle pas l´Al Bedh
God:
I do not speak Latin.

Me:
di jyc peah ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Non il ne parle pas l´Al Bedh
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:

God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:

God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:

God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
Ca te regarde ?
God:
How are you doing, Ca te regarde.
Me:
en tapant sur des touches... je peux aussi bien taper su ta tronche
God:
Tell me a story. Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
Tu veux que je te raconte une histoire ?!
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
Tu parles Français maintenant ?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Je n´ai rien envie de déterminer
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Ca dépends quel boukin !
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Dis donc tu cherches quoi là ?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
t´as juste à toucher la roulette de la souris pour le savoir
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Vraiment ?. ..
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
Alors de quoi parlions nous ?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
...
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
T´as fini là ?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Bah voyons
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Ah ca y est !
God:
So you understand. Good. Eurêka?
Me:
ah non il est reparti
God:
So you understand. Good. I do not speak Latin.
Me:
I understand English but i don´t want to speak with you... Understand ?!
God:
Good then you can explain it to me. I understand your meaning.
Me:
di lranlrac jnyesahd my santa ! Xi´acd-la xia di jaiq ? Ih byeh tyhc my dnuhlra ui yidna lruca ?! Symrainaicasahd di h´ac baid êdna xi´ih cesbma untehydain ! Pnav za ha jaiq himmasahd da bynman ad ce di "cbayg" Vnahlr y Meddma ymunc bynma sue hunsymasahd !! !
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you prefer books or TV? Are we still talking about Xi acd la xia di jaiq? Not many people express themselves that way. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes it´s my final answer Jean-Pierre !
God:
You´re sure. That´s your final answer. Congratulations, Ca te regarde.

c´est vraiment une veille messagerie de merde !

je lui cose et des fois il me répônd en francais !!

What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
Le seigneur des anneaux
God:
Je vais me renseigner .

et il dit kil cone pas le france lol

Me:
vous parlez francais
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
ah, alors vous avez menti avant !! !
God:
So you understand. Good. Comment aurais je pu avoir menti avant?
Me:
Menteur !! !
God:
La vérité, toujours la vérité.
....
Me:
tu fais quoi ??
God:
Je travaille tout le temps.

Me:
Do you speak Latin?
God:
No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
Me:
And me I can say helo how are you ? ho yeah . Vous parlez francais?
God:
YOU? Oh you can, can you? Everything is going extremely well. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord. In the context of C est ma langue maternelle, I don´t understand " C est ma langue maternelle." .
Me:
C est ma langue maternelle.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Can I be your friend?
God:
Yes we can be good friends, .
Me:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO you´re are devil!
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:

God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Boulet!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
mi name is hgbrkgtrkgtgrth
God:
And hgbrkgtrkgtgrth is mi name.
Me:
ha ha ha ha very funy!
God:
Perhaps. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
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God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
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God:
Too much recursion in AIML.

ha je comprend que j´arrivais pas me conecter : c´est un Hacker ; aller rend mon mon pseudo tout de suite ou j´appelle un admin.

ps : ne supprimer pas juju2610 les autres forumeurs , je veux le reprende

alors , t´es ou t´as peur???

non non je m´amuse petit hum ~con~

allez rend le moi stp

ha c´est toi le ~con~ t´aurais pas du te déconecter

c´est bon les mec c´était un amateur

Wark la page des forums est déformée
Comment on règle le prob ?