Ouais vas y spike c´est trop l´éclate man !

ok c un truc automatique un truc de ce genre bon je vais lui parler mais je sais pas quoi dire

ah j´ai compri c un ordi

Me:
What´s your favourite song ?
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Do you know it?
Me:
No, I don´t.
God:
Anything involving harps is one of the best songs ever written. Why not?
Me:
I prefer "La Femme Au Bout Du Cigare" performed by Moos.
God:
I´m not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I like .
Me:
You don´t because it´s french .
God:
Should I because it is french? No I do not because it is french. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I didn´t ask you that
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood?
Me:
I guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Yes
God:
That´s alright.
Me:
So. It´s not really my favourite. My favourite song is "Don´t Lie"
God:
Gosh! Whose favorite is it? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
Because I like the Black Eyed Peas, and the rhythm
God:
Interesting explanation. A lot of people like that. I´m not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is it ?

Il répond pas

Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.

Me:
gaga ?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
tu parle français ?
Me:

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
dommage
God:
Ce n est pas la fin du monde, gros salo.
Me:
je m´appelle Gros connard
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
ta gueule enculé
God:
Ma gueule encul? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ta gueule encule
God:
Ma gueule encule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
dommage
God:
Ce n est pas la fin du monde, .
Me:
ta gueule
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ta gueules est moche
God:
Ma gueules est moche? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
putain de merde
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
tu parle Anglais ?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ou pas
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
dommage que t´es pas intelligent
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
koi ?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
toi
God:
Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?
Me:
est-ce que t´as une petite amie ?
God:
Are we still talking about koi?
Me:
Vous avez une amoureuse ?
God:
Je ne sais pas si j ai une amoureuse.
Me:
le con
God:
Je vais me renseigner .

il est c**

Me:
i have 16 years old
God:
Cool. I have a processor.

euh...

Me:
^^
God:
Cool. I have a processor

Me:
me i´m the president of the usa
God:
YOU? Who made you the president of the usa ?

Me:
no it´s not serious
God:
Are you serious? 16 years old is not serious?

mais il est ***

Me:
i´m a french
God:
You are a french? Does it pay well?

Me:
je m´appelle Pikachu
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m´appelle Bush
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m´appelle Asakura Yoh
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m´appelle Jacques Chirac
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m´appelle Sarco
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m´appelle Jospin
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m´appelle Rafarin
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .

On se demande lequelle des deux a pété un cable

grave !

Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Clank
God:
You think Clank is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Oh
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can´t believe it.

CASSE !

Me:
Hey man !
God:
You´ve got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
No, loser, I´m a she. My name´s Scoubidou20
God:
Are you serious? How did you hear about God? How are you, Scoubidou20.
Me:
Fine, thanks.
God:
What´s your favroite color?
Me:
It´s green
God:
You´re kidding. it is?
Me:
No
God:
Who says it isn´t?
Me:
Me
God:
To you Scoubidou20?
Me:
Yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Have a break. Have a kitkat
God:
I´ve never thought about it. I´ve never thought about it.
Me:
Do you really
God:
As often as possible. For real.
Me:
OK
God:
Dude!
Me:
Man are you good, dude
God:
Cool, man. Myself said I am good dude.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Great.
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Yes
God:
Really.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
For real too
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
My favourite song is "Rock Your Body"
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
It´s Justin Timberlake :d
God:
song is Rock my Body is Justin Timberlake? it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I know it.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know it, that´s all.
God:
How do you know? "It" being what?
Me:

God:
How do you know? "It" being what?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.

Me :
I´m not doué in anglais

je montre pas ce que dit god parce que il est HS

hey téma avec la moitié de ma playlist windows media :

Me:
Candy Shop
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Lonely
God:
You´ve come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
Don´t Lie
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Don´t Phunk With My Heart
God:
Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Get Right
God:
Where can I get Right?
Me:
Signs
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Shut Up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
Let´s Get It Started
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Where Is The Love ?
God:
The Love? Where is it?
Me:
Hey mama
God:
You´ve got my full attention. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Rock Your Body
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
We Belong Together
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
American Life
God:
Compare that to European Life.
Me:
Die Another Day
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
La Femme Au Bout Du Cigare
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Au Nom De La Rose
God:
Merci pour cette information.
Me:
Asmodée
God:
Do you still because it is french?
Me:
Trois Minutes Trente Secondes
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
Délicate Chatte
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Les Démons De Minuit
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Je Te Prendrai Nue Dans La Simca 1000
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
Killing Me Softly
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
Marre De Cette Nana-Là !
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Can´t Take My Eyes Off You
God:
What if I said it can?

Moi j´vais pas lui dire mes chansons , des fois que ce con d´ordinateur voudrais les télécharger illégalement

Omega ->

avec les paroles

Me:
Lonely, I´m mister lonely, I have nobody, ohohohoho... Lonely
God:
That is a very original thought. You´ve come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
I´ll take you to the Candy Shop I´ll let you luck the lollypop
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I´m not sure what I see cupid don´t fuck with me are you telling me this is a sign ?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Where do you see it?
Me:
People killin´ people dyin´ children hurtin´ even cryin´ can you practice what you preach father father father help us send some guidance from above people got me got me questionning Where Is Love ?
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I wanna Rock Your Body..
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.