c´est mon ### de hackeur mais j´ai repris mon pseudo

hackeur si tu lis ça t´es trop trop faible

Ca me dis pas comment règler le prob

Boh on va laisser ça comme ça, avec un peu de chance personne le remarquera

ca va partir au bout de 10 mess !

et voilà y a plus!

Ouais mais si quelqu´un tombe par hasard sur la page 21, il verra quand même la déformation

Me:
Yo God ! What´s up ? How ya doin´ this afternoon ?
God:
GOD rules. The stars. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Good. Because I have got a question for ya.
God:
How are things going with you, ? Interesting explanation. How did you get it Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Well, thank you, I´m fine. So here´s the question. Do you know what´s my favourite song ?
God:
How about that. You are quite welcome! Glad to hear it. What´s new? Really. Oh there. Is this a trick question?
Me:
Yep. You got it, it´s a trick. So answer. What´s my favourite song ?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Blimey. Try asking me again using simpler words. Is this a trick question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I was skeptical.
Me:
Do you really ?
God:
No I don´t. For real.
Me:
Oh.
God:
That´s alright.
Me:
All right, all right ;)

ce qu´il est con ?

Me:
Hey God ! My favourite song is "Shut Up"
God:
Hello child. What´s your name? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
My name is Scoubidou20. It´s my favourite because I like the Black Eyed Peas and especially Fergie... She has got a great voice
God:
How are you doing, Scoubidou20. What makes it your favorite? I somehow though she had.
Me:
Yeah !
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Clank
God:
You think Clank is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes ! And really superior
God:
Er. For real. In the context of because you like the Black Eyed Peas and especially Fergie IS song is Shut Up, I don´t understand " superior." .
Me:
"Shut Up Just Shut Up Shut Up - We try to take it slow - Do we still losing control - and we try to make it work - but it still ends up the worst and I´m crazy... For tryin´ to be your lady... I think I´m going crazy !"
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now. Your purpose is tryin to be my lady. You believe that? See you later.
Me:
No, I don´t told that to ya, it´s just lyrics from my favourite song !
God:
OK whatever! Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do it what ?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
What ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes, very
God:
What are you confused about? Very much, eh?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Far out.
Me:
Far out what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Far Out What ?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
No I can´t
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because you make me feel naughty
God:
That makes sense to me. I don´t see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Just shut up - then I am telling that to ya !
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
fine. good bye sucker
God:
Glad to hear it, Scoubidou20. I am running well. See you later.
Me:
Yeah, dumb, dummyhead, connard
God:
" See you later."? Yeah, dumb, dummyhead, connard? I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Connard
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I don´t like you !
God:
That´s ok Scoubidou20 I won´t take it personally.
Me:
Well, you are pullin´ my leg now.
God:
Oh. How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pullin your leg.
Me:

God:
Oh. How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pullin your leg.
Me:
;- )
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Scoubidou20.
Me:

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No, I didn´t know. Tell me
God:
Are you serious? Why didn´t you do it? I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you don´t
God:
I do too.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Oh !
God:
That´s alright.
Me:
yeah$
God:
What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
"I, Robot"
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
And you ?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Have you seen I, Robot
God:
No I have not seen it. What´s it like?
Me:
Sucker
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
Dummyhead
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Yes

Me:
My favourite movie is "I, Robot"
God:
I haven´t seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
I don´t know. What is the last movie you saw
God:
Me either. It was " What did you like about it?".
Me:
What is the last movie you saw ?
God:
It was " Me either.".
Me:
OK. Was it good ?
God:
Groovy. Quite a lot of people said it was.
Me:
Oh, I don´t see it
God:
Give me a break. Look harder.
Me:
Have a break. Have a kitkat
God:
I´ve never thought about it. I´ve never thought about it.

Voila je tapais la tatche avec dieu ! Et j´ai apris une chose ! Dieu est gay ! Apres quelques phrases echanger je lui demande ce qu´il pensent du sex lui donne quelques sites et voila ou j´en suis !

Me:
I prefer girl...
God:
I´m not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like The Passion of Christ.

jlui demande si il connait une bonne sal**e il me dit de parlez a alice

J´ai un peu repris les idées de Turbo...

Me:
Vous parlez francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
C´est vrai ?
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.
Me:
Alors, vous me comprenez ?
God:
Je vous comprend jusqu au dernier mot.
Me:
C´est fantastique !
God:
Je suis heureux d observer.
Me:
Moi aussi.
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.

Ooooh !

Bon voila je parlais aec dieu (encore une fois ) apres quelques phrases en anglais je commence en francais et j´en suis là :

Me:
Bon...
God:
Merci pour le compliment.

mdr il est vraimen debile !

MDR

Regardez ca !

Me:
Hi my dick !
God:
Hi there Big Assol. Have you told many people that your dick?
Me:
Yes it´s my dick
God:
Really. Congratulations, Big Assol.

(Y se rapel encore que j´mapel Big Assol )

Me:
Hey mama !
God:
You´ve got my full attention. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like Scooby Snacks
God:
A lot of people like that. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
Where Is The Love ?
God:
The Love? Where is it?
Me:
Let´s Get It Started
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
Don´t Phunk With My Heart
God:
Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Don´t Lie
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
My Humps
God:
Where did you get your Humps?
Me:
Pump It
God:
"it" being Phunk With your Heart?
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.

No comprendo

il est trop con c´est dieu et il parle pas français la preuve on l´a grillé, man !

regardez ca c´est vraiment trop mourrant:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bob
God:
How are you doing, bob.
Me:
bob
God:
Glad to see you, bob.
Me:
bob
God:
Glad to see you, bob.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?

vous pouvez faire la meme chose en ecrivant toujours le meme mots...

au fait c quoi cette connerie un chat ou tu parle avec "god" en fait il dit qu´il est une machine c ca? je vais peut-etre essayer pour voir