ses peut etre au sujet mais aller regarder le forum jak x ya un enorme blém et quelqun fait n´importequoi et a tout effacer les topik il y a qun topik

Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
My name´s Scoubidou20
God:
That´s a very nice name, Scoubidou20.
Me:
Don´t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me ?
God:
I don´t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Don´t cha wish your girlfriend was free like me ?
God:
I don´t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Don´t cha..
God:
Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Don´t cha wish your girlfriend was roll like me ?
God:
I don´t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Don´t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me ?
God:
I don´t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
ohohoho... Don´t cha
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
It´s a song of the Pussycat Dolls
God:
cha is a song of the Pussycat Dolls. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
"Don´t Cha", not cha
God:
Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.

Y a plus rien sur Jak X ? C quoi ce bordel ?

G créé un topic qu´y a été effacé !

ces t un admin qui fait n´importequoi il faut pas quil attaque notre beau forum
WARNING WARNING ATTENTION DANGER DANGER DANGER

bon on fait quoi ?? ? On fait quoi ?? ?? Vite scoubidou, pense !!

Me:
God please we need your help our forum is in danger !
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I don´t mind. Just SAVE OUR FORUM
God:
OK then. Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Jean Racine
God:
I don´t know anyone who went there. What´s it like?
Me:
It´s great, but don´t leave our forum ! HELP US, FATHER
God:
What do you like most about it? Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Sucker, just get out, you can´t do anything for us
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
You´re talking since a long time and I asked you to save our forum
God:
Talking is my main function.

Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.

Me:
WAZZAH !
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No, I don´t
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
Gosh, what an impolite god !
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
No
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
How ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh
God:
I understand.
Me:
Groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Clank
God:
You think Clank is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.

C´est trop marrant ton truc !! regardez bien ce qu´il m´a mis !!
Me:
God... Are you a child ?
God:
GOD rules. I am the product of over five years´ research.
Me:
So... are you an elephant ?
God:
That´s interesting. Yes I am an elephant. How did you know?

Me:
I don´t understand
God:
Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Voulez vous faire une partie de Poker ?
God:
Difficile de répondre. Voulez vous parler de votre projet avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
Non, je veux parler d´une partie de poker !
God:
I do not speak Latin.

Me:
I do not speak Latin too. No, I say in French !
God:
Me either. Are you serious? How do people usually respond to that? What is it like in there?
Me:
Connaissez vous : "Ratchet Gladiator" ?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
croyez vous en Dieu ?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

c´est trop ce truc !

juju on nous l´a déjà dit , d´ailleur dieu veut se marier avec turbo

GENRE c´est chaud... Turbo a un ticket avec le tout-puissant !

je suis pas jalouse, me regardez pas comme ça !

Me:
messa really happy to see youssa
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
messa from Hoto-gunga from naboo
God:
Tell me a little about your life in messa from Hoto gunga from naboo.
Me:
youssa more stupid than messa
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
messa speaking english, youssa don´t understand?
God:
Who does understand?
Me:
youssa
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about youssa more stupid than messa.
Me:
yes messa was saying that youssa more stupid than messa
God:
Ah. When was this exactly?
Me:
messa can prove it:
God:
"it" being youssa?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ha ha ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
youssa understand now? youssa just a stupid computer!
God:
Right now? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about youssa. Try being more or less specific. You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
well messa proposus we talk an other language!
God:
Well that´s okay. Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
retain weik nam gain fretrait dut mindain!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
hert ders frin grotoin naid?
God:
Sure, hert ders frin grotoin naid sounds like a good topic.
Me:
did you ever fucked an angel?
God:
I don´t think I ever have fucked an angel. What´s it like?
Me:
did you ever fucked jesus?
God:
I don´t think I ever have fucked jesus. What´s it like?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
who is Hitler ?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Pour rire... un contrôle d´histoire à Dieu...

Me:
who is Ratchet and Clank ?
God:
A human icon?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
who is Charlie Chaplin ?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
who is Harry Potter ?
God:
is a bestselling author.
Me:
Who is Action Man ?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I have to process that one for a while.

pas fort, the god...

c´est super pour se defouler sur qu´elle qu´in avec les mots
je lui est raconter une blague il a dit:pouver vous m´expliquer

my best friend is spider-man
God:
Okay, your friend is spider man.
Me:
yes and you
God:
Far out.
Me:
do you like spider-man
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Buddha.

God:
" I like Buddha." .
Me:
repeat
God:
" Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?" .
Me:
repeat
God:
"" I like Buddha." .
Me:
repeat
God:
"" Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?" .
Me:
repeat
God:
""" I like Buddha." .
Me:
repaet
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.