T-Mac to L.A. Lakers for Kobe Bryant: Yes. Kobe re-signs with Lakers, who ship him to O-Town. ( Providing he´s a free man).
T-Mac to Philly for Allen Iverson: No. A.I. is a problem child -- and no longer a child at 28.
T-Mac to Houston for Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley. Nah. He´s Stevie Head Case.
T-Mac to Phoenix for Amare Stoudemire and three ball boys. You bet.
T-Mac to Indiana for Ron Artest and Al Harrington. We wish.
T-Mac to the N.Y. Knicks for Stephon Marbury and Kurt Thomas. Sure.
T-Mac to Denver for Andre Miller and Marcus Camby. Not sexy, but there´s your point guard and big man.
T-Mac to L.A. Clippers for Elton Brand and Corey Maggette. Yes. Clips need marquee man in Lakertown.
T-Mac to New Orleans for Baron Davis. Yes. The Crescent City is in dire need of a star.
T-Mac to the New York Yankees. You don´t think George Steinbrenner would want in on this?
T-Mac to San Antonio for Rasho Nesterovic and Bruce Bowen. Beggars can´t be choosers.
T-Mac to Toronto for cousin Vince Carter. Well, it would be a way to get back at T-Mac for wanting out.
T-Mac to Washington for Gilbert Arenas and Kwame Brown. Ugh. Only if forced.
T-Mac to Portland for Zach Randolph. OK -- if they throw in Theo Ratliff.