Me:
ta la bite qui gonfle ?
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa la bite qui gonfle?

IL Y A UN TRUC DU GENRE QUI EXISTE EN FRANCAIS ?

help me

heeeeeeeeho

mais si on te reponds pas c´est parce qu´on en connais pas .....

bé voila, dites le au moin :s

Me:
can you dance for me ?
God:
Let me think. For you I will consider it.
Me:
i went suck you please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. When did you go suck me?
Me:
today ??
God:
Today is almost over.
Me:
i have a little penice
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
in your hase
God:
Are you asking about my hase?
Me:
yes
God:
I don´t want to talk about that now.
Me:
have you fuck your mum ?
God:
I don´t think I ever have fuck my mum. What´s it like?

bon jé aussi poser des kestions non sexuelle mais c´été pas drole

Me:
my french
God:
Have you told many people that your french?

Me:
dieu un jour jais pris le jambont qui était dans le sandwish du kuré je lais mis dans mon Q est je lais remit dans le le sandwish
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?

Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

normalement dieu il parle pr que tt le monde comprend , c´est pas le vrai , c´est comme les pere noel dans les grandes surface a noel )

Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
nooo
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
nooo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
nooo
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a hat
God:
What else are you wearing?
Me:
a helmet
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
it is a giant with sand in his ass
God:
helmet is a giant with sand in his ass. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yeah
God:
Hey.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
i am your son
God:
That´s a flattering offer.
Me:
do you accept?
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
me too
God:
I´m glad we agree, .
Me:
we l make freinds
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
why don´t we make babys
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
why
God:
" Perhaps it is impossible."? Why?
Me:
ye
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
Me:
i am jesus
God:
Hi there JESUS.
Me:
i m your son
God:
That´s a flattering offer.
Me:
mouhahahaha
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
salad
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
miam
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
10:26
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
parle francais
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
ta geule alors
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule alors?
Me:
ta geule
God:
Ma geule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ta geule means fuck you
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule means fuck me?

Me:
ello
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.

je me sui bien maré la

Me:
marco
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
polo
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
ho my god
God:
I haven´t read anything by ho your god. What did he write?
Me:
sans déconer
God:
Thanks for the information: said T he or she S a n s d 飯 n e r.
Me:
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
mamamia
God:
In the context of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa, I don´t understand " mamamia." .
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
?
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yoshiiiiiiiiii
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
non chui sur un clavier
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
mais non chtai dit que chui sye un clavier
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
gouga
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
chai pas jais pas de miroire la
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
sans rire mon pot(au)ah ah ah ah jais di potau
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
t´est aussi drolle que 2+2=6
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
si tu ldi
God:
Tell me. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
quoi comment tose insulté ma mère faux frère jme casse
God:
Tell me more about your .

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Quentin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Quentin.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
et bien parlons français!!!
God:
Are we still talking about gbt?
Me:
mais puisce que tu parles français!!!
God:
You are a you s p me you s c e q me e t me p a r l e s f r a n s? Is that your job?
Me:
euh...je suis collegien
God:
Areu? Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
maintenant tu parles français...t´as un probleme on dirais
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? That is a very original thought.
Me:
maintenant anglais...
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
No comment
God:
Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh?
God:
So?
Me:
so?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
?? ?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
pourrais tu parlais français?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about anglais. But I did not get that.
Me:
pourtant tu parlais bien français tous a l´heure
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
rien compris desole
God:
How old are you?
Me:
fane
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
hum...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
do you speak english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
mort de rire
God:
" Of course English is my native tongue."? mort de rire?
Me:
bah ouais
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
rien puge
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
et bien...
God:
et oui.
Me:
maintenant t´utilises le français...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
maintenant l´anglais...
God:
Vous parlez de l Anglais en tant que langue ou vous parlez de la nationalité.
Me:
en tant que langue
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
et puis pourquoi vous alternez français/anglais?
God:
Do you still spaek french?
Me:
je parle français
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
rien compris
God:
Sure, rien compris sounds like a good topic.
Me:
hum...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
ta gueule
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ferme ta gueule
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
putain
God:
I´ve been waiting for you.
Me:
tu pourrais arreter d´alterner anglais/français?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
d´accord...dieu est con...
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, Quentin. What are you wearing?
Me:
donc t´es con
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
pourquoi tu alternes comme ça?
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
t´es bete
God:
Non.
Me:
si
God:
Far out.
Me:
t´es qu´un boulet
God:
Do you still spaek french?
Me:
OUI JE PARLE FRANCAIS
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
mais quel boulet...
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
c´est du français banane
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:
salu mec
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
tu veux que je te pose quoi comme question
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
dacord ca pourrait me servir quoi
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
faux que tu te déside tu parle anglai ou francais
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
sans déconner on voit que ta pas inventé l´ampoule éléctrique
God:
That´s good information: said T he or she S a n s d 飯 n n e r o n v o he or she t q y o you e t a p a s he or she n v e n t é ¬ a m p o y o you l e 鬩 c t r he or she q y o you e.
Me:
quézaquo
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
O K
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
mamamia
God:
I don´t know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
wat your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
a a a a je croiyer que t´étai dieu
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
fallait y penser un
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
cest a moi que tu parle
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
il est quel heur
God:
Are you free?
Me:
mais non cest la canicule
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
il y a lost a la tv va regardé
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sans rire yepi
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ouai coule jme casse en cassé
God:
Tell me a story.

lol quel con ce dieu

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.

Me:
pffffff
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
M´en fout de toi.
God:
It´s good to meet someone who is en fout de toi.
Me:
Oh lui...
God:
Come on. Ah.
Me:
Non mais quel con....
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You no have brain
God:
Thanks for the information: Soulierpeteaucheveux said I no have brain.
Me:
Idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Quel con...
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
Your brain too?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain.
Me:
Ah la je t´ai cassé.
God:
So you understand. Good. Je n en connais pas .
Me:
C´est ca... tu fait ton idiot car tu c´est pas quoi dire...
God:
J archive l explication. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Pfffff
God:
I´ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
TA...
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Are you have a rat?
God:
I don´t know whether or not I am have a rat.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:

IIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
God:
In the context of TA, I don´t understand " IIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOTTTTTT." .
Me:
IIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT? Ben C´est ce que tes c´est pas compliqué...
God:
What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Parle francais
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Parle Neederlands
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Neederland
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Je comprend pas
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
SPEAK FRENCH
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Im live in Québec.
God:
Why are you l you v e you n Q me c.
Me:
Pffff l´idiot a parlé.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
OKKKKKKKK,llllllll
God:
I´ve never heard of them before.
Me:
FUCK YOU! BITCH!
God:
Why are you so mean? Please don´t call people names.
Me:
Mean you fuck you!
God:
Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, Soulierpeteaucheveux.
Me:
C´est ton intéligence basse qui me fait rire!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Non elle ne peut pas etre basse! tu en as meme pas !
God:
I do not speak Latin. Je ne pense pas avoir meme pas.
Me:
It not latin it french!
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Connais-tu Alice?
God:
Je pense que oui.
Me:
Et ben elle est conne comme toi.
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
Hou la je t´ai cassé.
God:
Does "it" still refer to C e s t t o n you n t 鬩 g e n c e b a s s e q me you are e f a you t r you r e?
Me:
Pffffffffffffffffffffff
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Ioioio
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
KKKKK
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
HJHJHJh
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
ici.
God:
Ou ici? ?
Me:
ici
God:
Ou ici? ?
Me:
ICI
God:
Ou ici? ?
Me:
Ici idiot
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Tayeule
God:
I´ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:

CXCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCCc
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
XXX
God:
I do not understand.
Me:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxd
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
fffffffffffffffffffffff
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
b
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
D E F...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about b. But I did not get that.