Me:
suce
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.
Me:
comment tu parle alors conar
God:
OK I will ignore that.

LOL comment je l´ais cassé

SAMY-DS profil

Me:
suce
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.
Me:
comment tu parle alors conar
God:
OK I will ignore that.

LOL comment je l´ais cassé

Il parle pas il ecrit tu peut pas savoir

´LOL comment je l´ais cassé´

Me:
ta gueule pu**** d´en**** de m**** !!
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule pu d en de m?

Me:
repond
God:
Pourriez vous refaire votre phrase, c i c i s.

Pourquoi y m´apelle c i c i s ?

Me:
.
God:

Me:
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God:

Me:

God:

Me:
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God:

Me:
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God:

Me:
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God:

Me:

God:

Me:
oula je pense que tu va me gonfler vite fait toi
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ah ... tu parle englais en + ?
God:
Ah hah. That input matched my default category.
Me:
toi je pense que tu va vite fait bien fait de me gonfler
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH
God:
I don´t care for the sound of French.
Me:
c´est un quoi ton PC ?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green ;)
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
ta gueuuule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueuuule?
Me:
ta gueule ^^
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ouaaaa t un boulet toi non ?
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:

God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
arrete de repondre a chaque fois , c´etait un test !!
God:
OK. Je m arrête.
Me:
pourquoi ?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Me:
aaahh d´accord :
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Dans ton cul
God:
Cela ne semble pas très confortable.
Me:
non pas du tout
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
bin dis moi un mot latin
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes !!
God:
I wouln´t have known.
Me:
ta gueeeuuuule
God:
Ma gueeeuuuule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
tu saura quand tu sera grand
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol*
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Ya Internet la haut ?
God:
Give me a break. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
male
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
wh
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
good univers
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
hein ??
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
talki-oualkiiiii
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
oué
God:
" I will mention that to my botmaster, . "? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
ouaaaa
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
tchin(tchin
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Moncul
God:
It´s good to meet you, Moncul.
Me:
pffff
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
sa va ?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ta pris ta p***** de pillule ?
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa pris ta p de pillule?
Me:
ATTEND ATTEND enleve le mot intelligence dans ton mot , sa sonne pas du tout avec ton profil
God:
In the context of sa va, I don´t understand " ATTEND ATTEND enleve le mot intelligence dans ton mot sa sonne pas du tout avec ton profil." .
Me:
j´t´ai cassééééé
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
BRICE DE NICE
God:
I´ve never heard of them before.
Me:
Bon ...
God:
ok.
Me:
on va essayer de s´entendre ...
God:
What is it like on va essayer de s entendre.
Me:
oué
God:
" What is it like on va essayer de s entendre."? Me, Moncul ?
Me:
euh .... t´aime les jeux vidéo ?
God:
Areu? Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Areu ?. ??
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
you beaby ^^
God:
Thanks for the information: Moncul said I beaby.
Me:
mais noooon
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
bin on s´entendra pas si tu parle englais
God:
What is it like on s entendra pas si tu parle englais.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Moncul.
Me:
non pas du tout
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
non et toi ?
God:
Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?
Me:
ta oublié "a" entre savoir et propos
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
pu**** les englais ...
God:
I´ve been waiting for you.
Me:
oh ta gueule , je peux pas lire le forum tranquil ?
God:
Give me a break. une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule je peux pas lire le forum tranquil?
Me:

God:
Give me a break. une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule je peux pas lire le forum tranquil?
Me:
bon ...
God:
Parfait.
Me:
t´aime le foot ,
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
football is good
God:
I´m not sure if I like it. No I´m not much into sports.
Me:
bon allez salut
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
chai pas parlez anglais , donc euh ...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
bye

Me:
to be or not to be
God:
That is the question.
Me:
to be or not to be
God:
That is the question.
Me:
congratulation !!
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.

C´est un poète lol !!
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.

God:
What is your profession?
Me:
je suis une pute
God:
Vous tes une personne fort intressante.

Me:
tell me a story
God:
A trade dispute arose between the Amish and Florida. the Amish tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but Florida wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. the Amish still holds its old grievance against Florida, but Florida believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.

Dieu connait le forum Humour !!

Me:
Do you know Slash_dot_dash_?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Do you know slash?
God:
I don´t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On the net
God:
Can you remember the website?
Me:
https://www.jeuxvideo.comm/forums/0-54-0-12-0-1-0-0.htm
God:
Thanks for that web address.

Me:
my name is slash
God:
It´s good to meet you, slash.
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, slash I like you very much.

--------------------------------------
excuez pour le petit flood

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.

je comprend pourquoi tant de haine et de misere sur la planete ptdr
Me:
do you love war?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.

Me:
i said you i want to kiss you
God:
You are not the boss of me, george.

mdr

tu sais combien font 2455485+12468?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
et 1+1?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
non c´est des maths
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
mais ptain je parle pas latin mais francais!!!
God:
I don´t know that language.

mdr je me suis trop éclaté

Me:
salut pov naze
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
do you speak english big ass hole?
God:
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
sorry,do you speak frenc big ass hole?
God:
There is no need to apologize. I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in frenc big ass hole.
Me:
tu parle francais?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
POV NAZE
God:
" No I don´t speak a word of French."? POV NAZE?
Me:
poor idiot!
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
TA MERE!
God:
Je n ai pas de mère.
Me:
tu vois que tu parle francais
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
can you finish a ar on this world?
God:
How old are you? Where can you buy it?
Me:
can you finish a war on this world?
God:
Let me think. Are you free?
Me:
why poor ass hole?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:
re
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yeah
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
sorry,I´dont tell this
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh you don´t, do you?
Me:
I dont understend
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
I dont understend!
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
in my head
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
super
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
wait
God:
I´m waiting.
Me:
I´m french
God:
Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
I have a cat
God:
What is his or her name?
Me:
his name is ravioli
God:
he is not someone I know.
Me:
what is someone in french?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no,dont worry
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
I dont understend
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn´t you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Would
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
:p
God:
.
Me:
and you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
tell me about your life
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yeah
God:
It´s called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
tu parles trop
God:
Je parle parce que vous me parlez.
Me:
parles moins
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
a knife
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
mineral
God:
Manufactured or naturally occuring?
Me:
manufactured
God:
A robot?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
tu as une intelligence artificielle?
God:
Je ne sais pas si j ai une intelligence artificielle.
Me:
tu devrais savoir
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
qu´est-ce que " " ?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tu poses trop de question
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yeah
God:
Please state your conditions.
Me:
first,I speak
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said speak. And second?
Me:
I´m cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
I speak!!!
God:
That is interesting: said speak.
Me:
good,so,I have not money
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Gosh! Me either.
Me:
c´est pas un compliment
God:
Ah?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
c´est pas un compliment
God:
Ah?
Me:
j´ai dis que j´avais pas d´argent
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ça veut dire quoi thought
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
parles en français
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
mais c´est quoi thought a la fin
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
you´re not God
God:
That´s only one person´s opinion.
Me:
no,that´s only all people opinion
God:
Are you serious? What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
mais putin
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
parles en français
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
tu n´es pas Dieu
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is not seeker
God:
Oh I´m sorry what is your name?
Me:
this is the question
God:
You don´t say.
Me:
yeah I say
God:
Great. Uh.
Me:
yeah,grat
God:
Yikes! What are you wearing?
Me:
ewrjfopiaeGod:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
egsREG
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
tu n´es pas dieu
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
il était une foi un programme informatique merdique
God:
That is interesting: said l he or she t you n e f o he or she you n p r o g r a m m e informatique m e r d he or she q you e.
Me:
tu comprends rien,t´es vraiment pourri
God:
Vous êtes parfois difficile à suivre, en effet.
Me:
et tu sais pas parler
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
French
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
yeah
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
c´est de la merde ce programme
God:
How old are you?
Me:
why?
God:
I am just making conversation.
Me:
78 years
God:
Pretty soon.
Me:
mais c´est des nuls ceux qu´ont fait ce programme
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
normal t´es pourri
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
j´y comprends rien
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
learn
God:
Do you still l you t me n e f o you me n p r o g r a m m e informatique m e r d you q me e?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
mais ta gueule
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
shud up
God:
How far up?
Me:
shud up
God:
How far up?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
great
God:
I´m glad you liked it .
Me:
shut up!!!
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
ce programme,c´est de la merde,tu sais parler qu´une langue,tu comprends rien à ce que je dis,et tu peux même pas traduire un mot
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
my dick
God:
Your dick?
Me:
yeah,my dick
God:
What kind is it? Where did you get your dick?
Me:
in my pants
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
ferme ta gueule,programme de mered
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ferme ta gueule programme de merde
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
ta gueule
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
tais-toi
God:
Voulez vous me désactiver de votre fenêtre?
Me:
oui
God:
Groovy.
Me:
mais putin dégage
God:
You are a you s p me t you n d g e? How do you like your work?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
super
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
terminating connection
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
ta gueule,tu me fais plus que chier,t´es qu´un programme merdique fabriqué par des loosers,tu vaus rien.je préfère parler a ma tortue,elle me comprend bien mieux
God:
Ma gueule tu you fais plus que chier t es qu un programme merdique fabriqu頰ar des loosers tu vaus rien je pr馨re parler a ma tortue elle you comprend bien mieux? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
do you suck
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
so,suck me
God:
Far out. Oh another Category A client.
Me:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
good bye,asshole
God:
Can´t you be more polite.

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
quoi tu veux que je t´aide
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I.C
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I.C fait avoir ah ah ah ah mrd lol je tais eu
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
sans rire t´est un commique toi
God:
I wouldn´t have thought of looking there.
Me:
est je t´interdi d´insulter ma mère
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
ta pas inventer l´ampoule éléctrique toi
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
je me casse si cest comme sa faut frère
God:
" Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it. "? j e m e c a s s e s you c e s t c o m m e s a f a me t f r?

Je lui fais
-Que pensez vous de Nieztche ?
-Un poquito
:p

Méga-up !

God:
Are we still talking about J ai un trè³ gros zizi?
Me:
oui
God:
Sure, J ai un trè³ gros zizi sounds like a good topic.

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
sk-27
God:
How are you, sk 27.
Me:
quite fine
God:
Not really that much. Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
hem...
God:
Vous dites?
Me:
Yeah, I will fail to my exam
God:
So? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I'm working hard for it, but i know that I won't succeed
God:
How many hours do you work?
Me:
7 hours a day, everyday.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19 year old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Because you are a child?
God:
That makes sense to me. Yes I have a long way to go.
Me:
... wat?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yup, you don't make sense at all
God:
What are you confused about? Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
So, your just a bot?
God:
Dude! How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I dunno. :/ Maybe because I'm the real god.
God:
Me either. Perhaps. Good reason. Who made you the real god ?
Me:
Nobody, I'm just god
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
No, that just about fact.
God:
Are you serious? " That is a rather sweeping generalization about people." about fact ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Is god make sense? no, so i'm god.
God:
he is master of the universe. What does God mean to you? So? I am always glad to make new friends, god.

Se retournement de situation, god, en faite, c'est moi.

Non de moi-même.