Moi il m'a dit ça
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
courament ?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Et là pourquoi tu parles pas français hein ?
God:
What do you really want to ask me ?
Me:
Ok, si tu veux en anglais... Do you know when Super Smash Bros Brawl will be available in France ?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Ca pourrait me servir à quoi? Ahem. It was a long time ago. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
Nan mais tu te fous de moi ou quoi ?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Because you are playing the fool perhaps ?
God:
That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am playing the fool perhaps.
Me:
Et ta soeur ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
OMG !
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Do a barrel roll !
God:
Ask John Lennon if it does.
I will search for it.
Me:
Try a somersault ?
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
Chiche !
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Noel !
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Noel.
Me:
Allez, bye my god
God:
Adios.
