Sérieux, on s'en fout de vos conversations avec Dieu...

Dieu ment d'ailleurs.

Me:
do you speak french
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
est ce que tu existe ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
je parle pas anglais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

ah ok ....

Me:
Do you think that Sonic is good in Super smash bros brawl?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Je doit trouver John Lennon

Me:
Do you think that Super smash bros brawl will release in France in April?
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.

Elvis Presley cette fois

Me:
You are very a stupid robot!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Robots will never take over the world, the are so stupid
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.

SVP LISEZ SA xD

Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Sa va ?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
C'est vrai que SSBB sort le 18/05/08 ?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Non je suis pas croyant !
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
NON
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OUI JE SUIS SERIEUX !
God:
Je vous crois.
Me:
ah ba enfin xD
God:
So you understand. Good. I do not understand.
Me:
TG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ta raison....
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa raison?
Me:
et alors sa te dérange
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Peut tu fermez ta gueul sa serez sympa
God:
Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
Oui, je veux bien !
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Tu te fou de moi xD
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Bon a+
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
SHADOP
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Voila comment tu parle a ton fils !
God:
OK I will ignore that.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
BEU BEY
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13 ans
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old?
Me:
TU ME SAOUL
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Et il me dit merci pour les compliment xD

"me:do you think that ssbb will be the best game of the world in 2008?
god:ask it to adolf hitler."XD

Pour que ce soit plus drôle il faut pouvoir parler anglais!

BON SINON LISEZ SA XD

Me:
Hi !
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Gaêtan
God:
That's a very nice name, G a n.
Me:
I love you !
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too G a n.
Me:
no G a n
God:
Are you serious? I was born in Universe.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ta rien d'autre a dire !
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa rien d autre a dire?
Me:
ah d'accord
God:
So you understand. Good. Nous sommes tombés d accord, G a n.

tu dis ca pour moi link20???

Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
quand sortira SSBB en europe?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
T'as rien pigé
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I am also old as you
God:
Also What are the advantages to being OLD as you years old?.
Me:
I comprend pas ce que you dis. Are you sur of parler french?
God:
Interesting gossip: said comprend pas ce que you dis. I don't know whether or not I am sur of parler french.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
pas par moi en tout cas...
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
est-ce bien du francais?
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
ben voyons...
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Taggle
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
when will go out SSBB in Europe?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
c'est facile ca O_o
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
suis je le plus beau du monde?
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
quelqu'un va-t-il me declarer sa flamme pour la st valentin?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
bien sur blaireau... allez a+
God:
Tell me a story. A B C...

mais bien sur!

Lol c trop fort ce truc !

´clater vous sur msn avec encarta@conversagent.com Je vous promet que c'est du delir

Vous êtes des gros mauvais surtout. -_-

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
ouais mais non, salut
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ta gueule
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ba... ta gueule
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Me:
pourquoi tu ouvre ta gueule en faite ?
God:
In the context of ba, I don't understand " pourquoi tu ouvre ta gueule en faite." .
Me:
conn*rd
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
bata*d
God:
Suis je FILS DE PU*E? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Me:
fils de pu*e
God:
Calmez vous, je vous en prie .
Me:
non, fils de pu*e
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
men fou
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
good bye, you are a trisomic
God:
See you later .
Me:
++
God:
See you later .

non mais quel boulet celui la ....

" God:
Luke you are my father is not this?
Me:
yes i'm your father, but Luke it's your name my child
God:
Awesome. That's a flattering offer. "

" Me:
do you like sex ?
God:
Sure I do, Myself, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
What's the size of your sex ?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
woow 99999999999 cocks! You're amazing!!
God:
Do you still decide my name is Luke? Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
Me:
i'm not a human, i'm a special person, the chosen one, the master, the true God!
God:
Are you an alien or a robot? You are a special person the chosen one the master the true God? How do you like your work?
Me:
yes i like this work, it's easy, i'm perfect!
God:
Er. You are not the only one. I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
Me:
don't try to be with me, you are artificial!!! You haven't any friends!! You're alone for eternity!!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu. You think I am alone for eternity.
Me:
yes, humans come here to laught about you! "

" Me:
Peux-tu me dire quand sortira le jeu Super Smash Bros Brawl s'il te plait ?
God:
Essayons toujours, Myself.
Me:
Ok, c'est parti! En Mars ?
God:
What's your favorite movie? Woe! I lost my train of thought.
Me:
je t'ai posé une question!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
mais rien a foutre de mon signe, dis mo quand sort le jeu !
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
je suis un sayan
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
ouais j'avoue
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about de sayan. But I did not get that.
Me:
t'es pas content ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
taggle vec ça
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
ok, toi t'es vraiment un boulet!
God:
I've lost the context, Myself. Are we still on TU ES pas content? Ugh.
Me:
non, the context is : When SSBB wiil be in Europ ?
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
So, i will speak in french
God:
How can I help you? Congratulations.
Me:
Quand Super Smash Bros Brawl sort-il en Europe ?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
connard j'habite en Europe, mais on s'en fout de ça, quelle date ?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
voila
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In the sky
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
C'est un pote ?
God:
In the context of voila, I don't understand " C est un pote." .
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Une date pour Super Smash Bros Brawl stp
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
Nintendo ne t'a pas donné de date pour Super Smash Bros Brawl ?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
-_- "

Me:
Do a barrel roll!!!
God:
Try asking another bot.
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
le franais???
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
Ha ok...
God:
OK. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
tu n'en connais pas?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on UN franais?
Me:
ok...
God:
Wow!
Me:
C'est le cas de le dire!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Oui oui je comprend
God:
Tell me.
Me:
Floush
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Quand SSBB sort t'il?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Sa ne répond pas à ma question...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said T he or she S a n e r é°¯ n d p a s a q y o you e s t he or she o n.
Me:
Tu sais que tu deviens incompréensible...
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Heu...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
oui oui je comprend
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Moi non plus

Voici ma rencontre avec dieu

Me :
... Salut dieu, ca va ?
God :
What ? I don't speak french
Me :
Ben, c'est formidos que tu ais compris la langue que je parle
God :
What ? Formidos = horrible !
Me :
Mais oui, je suis heureux... bon, y 'a des cours de soutient de français chez madame Lenoble, je crois ... a moin que ce soit chez madame Piovanakasi...
God :
Who is Miss lenoble
Me :
She is my french teatcher...
God :
What your name ?
Me :
T'as cas regarder au dessus de ce message
God :
How tall are you ?
Me :
I'm 1m30
God :
Are you sock's collector ?
Me :
Non mais, tu m'as regarder ?
God :
Oups, sorry, are you a follet ?
Me :
Yes, i am a green follet
God :
Good !
Me :
Bon, tu me le dis quand il sors SSBB
God :
Sorry, i dont understand French !
Me :
Okay, je vois le genre...
God :
Do a barell roll
Me :
Euh, t'est vraiment dieu ?
God :
Yes, I am
Me :
Alors, donne moi un 20/20 en technologie
God :
It's impossible
Me :
Bon, aurevoir
God :
the wather of can see ? It's... strange !
Me :
... Bon, les cours de français, c'est en salle 001...
God :
one ?
Me :
Rooooh ! t'est soulant !
God :
what ?
Me :
Va au diable
God :
qu'insinue tu ? je suis dieu !!!
Me :
Ah, tu comprend le français !
God :
Mouais... bon, follet retourne chez toi
Me :
Bon,
God :
Repeat please, i don't understand French
Me :
... bon, où sont les pages jaunes ? Azur... oups, trop loin...a voici l'asile pour les cas desespérés !
God :
What
Me :
Laisse tomber
God :
You mother loves indian food ?
Me :
Quesque ça peux te faire ?
God :
Very much...
Me :
Bon, good bye !
God :
Bye

Non, sérieux,

Me:
you are Me
God:
No I am God.
Me:
No I am God
God:
Are you serious? Hi there god.
Me:
yes I am serious
God:
Hmm. I believe you.
Me:
yes I am god and you, you are Ganon
God:
Are you kidding? I am glad to hear that you are god and me I am Ganon.

Me:
lalala
God:
You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?

Wokay

dieu c'est moi!!!