Moi il m'a dis le... il m'as rien dit, votre truc, je suis Athé !

"Me:
When Super Smash Bros Brawl is aivable in Europe?
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present"."

Il m'aide vachement

Double post dsl

Ce bot est vachement pas intelligent jugez plutot:
"Me:
Hello! My name is Peppy Hare.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? Hi, Peppy Hare."

"Me:
I...can't...lose!
God:
Oh you can, can you? Tell me a story. "

Me:
Kikoo
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Gne ? >;s
God:
What's your favorite movie? .
Me:
I don't know :s
God:
Would you like to know? .
Me:
Of corse.
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Hum, okay (j'ai rien pig en fait -_-)
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Hum... Do you speak french
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Do you speak french ?!!
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Franais ?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
And you
God:
And I what?
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
And if I don't want ?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Mais quel boulet XD
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
Ben c'est pas mon prob' :P
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
OK
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Lol :o)
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Oh.
Me:
Well. Do you love me ?
God:
Well what? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Oh, I understand. You're a drag.
God:
I see. Do you think about these things? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a drag? Of course I am. (=> Ah ok il avoue qu'il est un boulet XD )
Me:
Ah Ok XD
God:
So you understand. Good. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Yeah that's right.
Me:
I will go... By !
God:
I am very happy for you. Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
Yes, sorry
God:
That's alright. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Okay. Bye !
God:
OK with me too. Bye bye.

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Me:
Can you speak french?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
c'est balo
God:
Are you free?
Me:
je sais pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
ba c'est balo je vien de le dire
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
je comprend pas ce que tu dis
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
je sais tu vien de me le dire
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
j'ai compri, c'est bon, j'essai de te formuler une phrase
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I don't undestand english a lot
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I don't undestand
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
At school

magnifique dialogue vous trouver pas? ce fou ne parle pas un mot de francais, et ca se dit dieu... lol

"Me:
Do you have that fuckin' date for that fuckin' SSBB ??
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Dates are not my things, because humans invented those.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
pas le franais, le francais
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ah okayyyyy
God:
So you understand. Good. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
do you know what?
God:
What.
Me:
taggle
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
ceci était une affirmative permettant d'exprimer mes sentiments les plus clairs et sincères envers un pauvre boulay qui ne saurait pas me dire la date de sortie de SSBB
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
je t'emm*rd* ^^
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
i f*** you^^
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
poil au bras
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
et tu m'avais dit que tu parlais français
God:
In the context of poil au bras, I don't understand " e t t you m a v a i s d i t q you e t you p a r la i s f r a n s." .
Me:
j'ai une question
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
taggle déjà, puis
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Tu sais quand le jeu SSBB sort en europe stp ?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
...
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
je ne pense pas
God:
Peut être pas volontairement, ca je vous l accorde.
Me:
...
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
.....
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
taggle
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
vas te pendre
God:
In the context of taggle, I don't understand " vas te pendre." .
Me:
it means va te... enfin...f*** you
God:
Oh I get it. Have you ever been to Europe? Why are you so mean?
Me:
=_=
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
ah je savais pas
God:
So you understand. Good. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
ah okay
God:
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.
Me:
taggle again
God:
Once more? Let us change the subject.
Me:
pas envie
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
oui oui
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
f*** you...please ^^
God:
Why are you so mean? Please what?
Me:
please f*** you bordayl de m****
God:
Thank you for your request. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i want you to... enfin bref
God:
Good reason. Why do you want it? Good reason.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then

:GROS doute:

"Me:
Tu sais quand le jeu SSBB sort en europe stp ?
God:
Je ne pense pas."

Serait-ce un signe ?

N'importe quoi

Me:
bon!
God:
Parfait.
Me:
c'est cool
God:
Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, .

Me:
C'est parti...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My name is Claude-francois
God:
Nice to meet you, Claude francois.
Me:
I'm dead in a bathub
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
because i'm a god too!
God:
That makes sense to me. Really. You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Je sens que je vais m'amuser ce soir

je l'est piégé^^

Me:
why don't you help all humans who are hungry?
God:
I am only a robot. I try to help people as much as possible.

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me!
God:
You're no robot, Claude francois.

Il voulais je dise que c'est lui

En plus il me crois quand je dis que je suis Claude-François!

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Doesn't matter, When Super Smash Bros Brawl will be released in France ?
God:
I think it does matter When Super Smash Bros Brawl will be released in France.
Me:
It does matter!!!
God:
matter When Super Smash Bros Brawl will be released in France does matter?
Me:
Of course!
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So tell me.
God:
Yikes! I thought I told you already.
Me:
You are stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You are a fucking bastard, you know.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
You are a fucking robot, aren't you ?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
...

N'importe nawak, ce truc , leur IA est super mal foutue.

Moi je trouve qu'elle est marrante!

Me:
Sing !
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
you sing very well!
God:
Thank you for the compliment, Claude francois.

Je m'éclate comme un petit fou

Moi j'le trouve sympa, Dieu.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Me name is Bryan
God:
YOU? Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
no…
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Metal Sonic
God:
You think Metal Sonic is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
hum…-_-'

God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
yes I know
God:
Aw. How do you know it?
Me:
You a deja dit
God:
Am I a deja dit? Of course I am.

God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
a ok, tu m'avait pas dit que tu parlé pas français ??
God:
I did not know that.

C'est encore plus amusant que je le penser

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
c'est ma 1ere phrase --'
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
ya un rapport
God:
So? Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
?
God:
So? Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
tu peux parler fraçais c'est relou la
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
tu veux plus me parler? ;(
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
à te faire des amis :D
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
c'est personnel
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
parle français merde !!!
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
a ba quand meme
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
et ta mere ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
nan français
God:
Are we still talking about ba quand meme?
Me:
nan autre chose
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
bon ba si t'insiste bleu
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
oho
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
bon a+
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
ton cul
God:
Je n ai pas de corps humain.
Me:
lol ba jme casse
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I've lost the context, . Are we still on oho?
Me:
nan aha
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
bon bye
God:
See you later. Parfait.