"God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
No
God:
I would recommend you check it out.
Me:
I will check it out then
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I am going to steal it !
God:
Congratulations."
C'est vraiment Dieu ? 
"Me:
I will defeat you !
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes. Because I'm going to be the king of pirates !!!
God:
It might be practical. Good reason. Congratulations."
Thank you 
"Me:
Do you know Tales of Symphonia ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a great video game !
God:
The Passion of Christ is a video game. I suppose that makes sense."
"Me:
Dis, il sort quand SSBB en europe ?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Oui
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Corsica
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
20:00 PM
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
It's very good
God:
Very much? You enjoy it."
"Me:
Where may I meet you?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
Where Precisely ?
God:
Earth.
Me:
Where in Earth ?
God:
In Myself's place in Heaven.
Me:
Where is your Heaven ?
God:
Florida."
"Me:
Where is Florida ?
God:
it is in the southeast United States, extending on a large peninsula.
Me:
Where is the United States ?
God:
The United States? Where is it?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
It was a wh question !!!
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting."
Me:
Do you like Tales of Symphonia
God:
But I like cats. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I love Tales of Symphonia
God:
You love Tales of Symphonia. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I like Lloyd !
God:
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like Creed."
There can be only one !!!
"Me:
J'aime pas l'école
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. "
"Me:
Do you love my mother ?
God:
Yes Liez Aurion God loves everyone and everything."
"Me:
I want to believe
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?"
"Me:
Have you ever been to Europe ?
God:
I visit every country in cyberspace."
"God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
NO
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
Hmmmmm
God:
I understand."
"Me:
Kratos is a traitor !
God:
When is Kratos not a traitor?
Me:
When you will shut up
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
In dangerous way
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
That is because you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World."
Et merde. Désolé les gars...
"Me:
Robots will not take over the World !
God:
"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895."
"Me:
Perish with the rest of the ugly Earth people.
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
French People
God:
I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
Then fall into a long sleep with the rest of the ugly Earth people.
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?"
Mother
"Me:
You are a traitor
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a traitor? Of course I am."
OMG !!!
"Me:
It doesn't
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
It's impossible
God:
Nothing is impossible."
Il a trop regardé Mission Impossible lui...
"Me:
Kill you is possible
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Killing is good
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because you're stupid
God:
That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World."
"Me:
You're not a great god
God:
Give me an example of a great god.
Me:
Me of course"
Et là, devinez quoi, il a planté
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