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"""bla-bla concernant les filles"""

LostWisdom
LostWisdom
Niveau 7
30 avril 2008 à 01:13:36

Oublie l'autre.

I'm an Alpha male /b/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

Superfullchill
Superfullchill
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:14:16

L'amour est éphémère, surtout dans le cas de kev.

Frak98
Frak98
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:17:39

Shit was SO cash.

metalman117
metalman117
Niveau 8
30 avril 2008 à 01:21:15

Est ce que je suis le seul qui comnprend pas la derniere phrase et son lien

Si oui, désolé...

[Metal_Majora]
[Metal_Majora]
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:22:37

Kev il vient toujurs ?

[Metal_Majora]
[Metal_Majora]
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:22:55

toujours*

Icewolf_666
Icewolf_666
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:23:05
kirby
kirby
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:24:24

ice :d) d'accord avec toi

LostWisdom
LostWisdom
Niveau 7
30 avril 2008 à 01:24:47

metalman117 Posté le 30 avril 2008 à 01:21:15 Est ce que je suis le seul qui comnprend pas la derniere phrase et son lien

wat

metalman117
metalman117
Niveau 8
30 avril 2008 à 01:26:08

LostWisdome: La phrase:Shit was SO cash. je la comprends pas!

kirby
kirby
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:26:48

Gab :d) Alain ne comprend pas: Shit was SO cash. de Frak

Banane_Divine
Banane_Divine
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:28:34

LostWisdom :d) Omg dude. I kept reading your messages till the end, very funny and powerful at the same time. And know what? You write wonderfuly. :oui: Deviens gay!

LostWisdom
LostWisdom
Niveau 7
30 avril 2008 à 01:28:58

Un alpha male qui a posté y'a longtemps, sa la tourné en un gros copypasta...

Protip: John est mort dans un accident y'a pas longtemps, lolololol.

http://img87.imageshack.u.us/img87/6585/origcashzj5.jpg
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

LostWisdom
LostWisdom
Niveau 7
30 avril 2008 à 01:31:09

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash

Icewolf_666
Icewolf_666
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:38:08

Shit was SO crash

HAHHAHAHA.

Fresh_Zero
Fresh_Zero
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 01:41:37

Lmao, j'vien d'le voir itoo.

kev_quebec
kev_quebec
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 02:35:31

Croyez-moi pas...

J'tripe sur elle depuis longtemps pis j'laime encore.

Emi: Y'as pas juste la beaute qui compte. ;)

-Midian-
-Midian-
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 02:42:05

Kev n'a jamais sorti avec une "marie-eve" anyway, c'était pour faire semblant d'avoir gagné le pari avec deikiell. (Tsé, on passe pas de chinois à blanc en 2 ans-_-) c'est clair jpense.

Fresh_Zero
Fresh_Zero
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 02:43:03

Bin oui Kev, bin oui.

Deus_Man
Deus_Man
Niveau 10
30 avril 2008 à 02:43:06

Ahah, I agree

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