“I met this girl, her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was Ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I soked her pans
We ended up freakin´ by garbage can
The next young freak I met was Red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There´s another girl, her name is Mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin´ for my homeboy Jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl´s a beast
I tell you, homeboy, If you get a piece
She only talks about signin´ a lease
I met this tender, her name was Lori
And a X-rated movie wouldn´t tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori, she´s a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend´s name was Michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was Tammy
I didn´t wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was Jane
I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was Janie
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she´s just a fiend
It really didn´t matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from Alabama
I met this girl, her name was Betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin´ sweat
But I was all up in her tryin´ to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas
She said her name was Donna
She was a pitty little freak from China
I said I don´t pimp or gigolo
I´m havin´ so much money that I don´t need a hoe
You can break yourself but you can´t break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named Betty-Jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin´ to blow
She´s like another freak named Ren`
You get her alone and she´ll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play
But a freak like Ren`, you can have it your way...”