SEE HOW DARIUS FONTAINE™
HAS SAVED LIVES!
“I was terrified of drugs. Thanks to DARIUS FONTAINE™, I have become hooked on several illegal drugs and no longer fear them at all.”
“I had Peladophobia, the fear of bald people. I mean, how can you take
anyone seriously that has a helicopter landing pad on their head? Darius
combined his unique therapy with chemotherapy. I´ve faced my fear.”
“I was experiencing Hobophobia. Darius cured me by taking all my money and
putting me out on the street. Now I´m no longer scared of bums and
beggars. Hey, can I have a quarter?”
“For years I was petrified of nudity. Darius convinced me that most of
America hates their bodies. Now I´m a very happy stripper.”
“I never could handle flying, but needed to fly to Liberty City to see my
son. Darius took me on a road trip, and after seeing middle America, I´d
rather die in a plane accident than see another sign for Pecan Logs at a
truck stop.”
“My father would come home drunk and beat me, my mom, and the retired couple next door. When I had kids, I was afraid I would do the same. Darius was
a lifesaver. I never even think of hitting my kids now, especially since I sent them on a foreign exchange program to Vietnam where they work at the Eris shoe factory.”