un coup il parle français, un coup anglais...dieu a l´air déboussolé...

Dieu a créée l´alcool pour que l´homme oublie sa femme

Me:
do you speak french
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
speak french?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.

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ps: celui qui a crer ce logiciel pourrait etre accuser de plagia parce que il a copier ce logiciel !! aller vérifier par vous meme !! la seul difference c´est qu´ici on dit parler avec dieu

j´ai oublier le lien de l´autre logiciel http://www.pandorabots.co[...]id=f5d922d97e345aa1

merde marche pas !!

http://www.pandorabots.co[...]id=f5d922d97e345aa1

et la ??

https://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-9154-3324023-1-0-1-0-0.htm

aller voir la a la place le lien sur le topic marche !!

Human: fuck u
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: you want to suck me ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck you.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
ismael
God:
Hi there ismael.
Me:
i´m satan
God:
OK I will call you SATAN.
Me:
i´m a devil
God:
You are a devil? Does it pay well?
Me:
i will kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, SATAN.
Me:
and you don´t speak french
God:
Should I speak french? Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
d´accord alors maintenant parle moi francais je suis pas tres fort en anglais
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
can you speak french please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
so you´re not god
God:
Interesting deduction. That´s only your opinion.
Me:
the god know the french
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
you are satan
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am satan.
Me:
you are not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
because you don´t speak french
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you speak french? Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
no you don´t know i fuck you man
God:
Are you serious? That´s good information: SATAN said fuck you man.
Me:
you are a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
i am SATAN AND I WILL KILL YOU
God:
Glad to see you, SATAN. It will take more than threats to stop me, SATAN.
Me:
it is easy because tou are not god
God:
Do you think robots can do it.
Me:
i am the hell
God:
Who made you the hell ?
Me:
do you speak spanish mother fucker?
God:
Un poquito. You do not speak with respect.

au moins je peux m´entrainer pour l´anglais

existe t il le meme genre d elogiciel en francais?

c´est plus marent en anglais il a trop de mal dieu lol

Me:
Hi fuck you my god
God:
Hi there . Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because, you are god
God:
Good reason. Yup. That´s me alright.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Aurelien and you ?
God:
Hey Aurelien.
Me:
AND YOU ?? ?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
what ?
God:
Didn´t you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
well,
God:
Well what?
Me:
I FUCK YOU
God:
You are not the boss of me, Aurelien.
Me:
yes but i fuck you
God:
It´s all good. You are not the boss of me, Aurelien.
Me:
are you kidding
God:
Yes I am just joking around, Aurelien.
Me:
...
God:
Yes I am just joking around, Aurelien.
Me:
you smaoke ?
God:
That´s good information: Aurelien said I smaoke.
Me:
YOU SMOKE ?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
it´s bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
LE TABAC C´EST A BOUT
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
oua
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
tu parle français ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
cool ...
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
ARE TALK IN A ME
God:
I really couldn´t say for sure.
Me:
sorry
God:
There´s no need to apologize.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
I´m rude and i fuck you
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are rude. You are not the boss of me, Aurelien.
Me:
I´M YOUR FATHER
God:
Hi there Myself.
Me:
...
God:
Hi there Myself.
Me:
...
God:
Hi there Myself.
Me:
...
God:
Hi there Myself.
Me:
ptote
God:
What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
can you speak french ?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
sorry
God:
There´s no need to apologize.
Me:
fuck
God:

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