Voila la mienne !
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
of course! you win a new car ! congratulation
God:
Uh. What´s the prize? When is congratulation not the prize?
Me:
a car
God:
A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
Me:
eps god, ciao and good drive
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a super latex porno wear
God:
It sounds very informal.
Me:
yeaheuh, ciao
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
BUSH
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
ca fait 2 fois que tu le dis, CONNARD
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
c´est clair !
God:
Je suis heureux de notre accord.
Me:
évidement
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
francais ?
God:
Vous êtes français?
Me:
francais connard et pas franais
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
HAMBURGERS
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
yeah cow-boy, weah !
God:
How can I help you? Ask me another question.
Me:
NO, GOOD BYE
God:
See you later. Are you serious? Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
a+ boy
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
c´était shocojin pour jv.com en direct avec Dieu
God:
Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
ta gueule !
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Me:
pffff, ++
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
IATA, art graphic
God:
I don´t know anyone who went there. What´s it like?
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
GOOD BYE !
God:
See you later. Alright then.
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