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It was a dark night in the city when two friends, deikiell and sasuke, where at nemesis's house to throw eggs in his windows. Unfortunately, nemesis was gone with Mich and Lort to a heavy metal show. So they started to search for a local heavy metal show in the city. While walking in the street, they saw sniper, a young boy that is always smiling. But sasuke and deikell just realised that they were about to miss the daily prayer to their god, kult. They ran to deikell's house to pray, but who did they see on the street? Kazzou and viper, two metalheads also searching for the metal show. So they said hello to each other then left to do something else. Finally, sasuke and deikell arrived to deik's house to pray the great god Kult. But they heard a sound. It was like the Russian national anthem. They ran outta the house, and they saw a young boy named Frak, a wanna-be communist fascinated by Lenine. He was well known around. But who was walking behind him! It was Malaka, someone Sasuke hates as hell. Sasuke grabbed an egg, then threw it in Malaka's face. They laughed at him for a long time. They continued walking, still searching for the metal show. They saw someone sit on a bench, it was real john, he was saying some Internet Slang from an imageboard that we don't know the name. Finally, sasuke had the idea to go back to nemesis's house. They walked to the house, knocked at the door then... nemesis opened it! They hugged each other, and nemesis invited sasuke and deikiell to come in, playing on console with him and icewolf. So they had fun all night playing MGS and SSBB.