Lulz, censored.
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Allrite /qc/, if you'd have to choose your girlfriend out of these four, which one would it be?
1 Slutty - Loves teh cock, but not only yours. You might catch her sucking a black one every now and then, but her looks give you priceless bragging rights and every guy who sees you two together is almost guaranteed to feel jealous. However, becomes bitchy if not provided with gifts.
2 Whale - 'Healthier' frame, not the best looks, and well aware of it. Self-conscious. Because of this, extremely loyal and submissive (especially in bed), where she will accompany you without a second thought. Doesn't really care about expensive gifts either. Bringing a plenty of chips/candy with you when you return from school/work/errands and suggesting to watch a movie later - at her or your place - should keep her very satisfied.
3 Nerdy - Not model material either. Prefers gaming and staying indoors. Capable of humiliating you in Guitar Hero, shooting your head in CS and owning your ass in WoW. She's also a /qc/tard and will show you tits. And knows where cock goes. Behaves like a good friend most of the time.
4 Mudkip