rarrRR! coussin poilu de 2.50 a 5$ !! ! :D

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ´I don´t
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.´

I said, ´WHAT??!! What was that?!´

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

´You´re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.´

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ´Can´t you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?´

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn´t decide which
one to take, so I told her we´d just buy them all. She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ´Lets get a pair for
each outfit.´

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn´t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ´That´s fine, honey.´ She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ´I think this is
all
dear, let´s go to the cashier.´

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ´No honey, I don´t
feel like it.´

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
´WHAT?´

I then said, ´Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You´re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.´

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, ´Why can´t you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?´

Apparently I´m not having sex tonight either...

Not bad!

XD LOL owned la fille

HAHAHA!

boujour! ^^ ca va bien So ?! en vacance de naël?

Allo. Oui, toi? Non. Du 21 au 7.

DEP ça l´air que c´est comme au secondaire les vacances de Noël...

beeeeeerk Q_Q nulll!! les vacance du cégep..... presque les plus longues de notre vie! XD le monde sont pas mal toute en train de commencer les vacances.... pis skoi genre finisse... le 13 janvier?

LOL l´histoire!

Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition Remix.
Faisait longtemmmps! =) <3

Live Legacy, Storm of the Light´s Bane, The Somberlain! \m/

Ici aussi.. Pas juste ton DEP.

Le pré-DEP a mon école yont feni l´école la.. ;o

C´est le temps d´une dinde, dinde, dinde
Swing la baquaise, prends donc des atacas
Encore d´la dinde, dinde, dinde
La damnée dinde du Jour de l´An
Oui je l´aurai su´ l´estomac longtemps

kthxbye.

LoôL?

Je tombe en vacances vendredi et je reprends les cours le 21 janvier.

Bitch ¬¬

Sasuke~>