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••• [ Québec On Night Life ] •••

TheEinherjar
TheEinherjar
Niveau 8
25 novembre 2007 à 06:09:33

Sti de cp sur mon /b/ Q_Q

TheEinherjar
TheEinherjar
Niveau 8
25 novembre 2007 à 06:49:01

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they´re gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they´re adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, /qc/, I hate them because they´re smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they´re superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they´re better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it´s not morally right. But I´m posting it because every single one of you sexless /qc/tards thinks the same thing. When you watch your roomate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that´s their never-questioned right in this world.

Kult-
Kult-
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 06:55:35

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6751/1183425503870ho4.jpg

Kult-
Kult-
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 06:56:10

WRONG.

EFG is coming..

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/15/1195737777708zj8.jpg

TheEinherjar
TheEinherjar
Niveau 8
25 novembre 2007 à 06:56:56

I´m a long way from being a virgin (or fat) and I can only agree with OP. The basic problem here is that women have AWFUL taste in men, and compete among themselves for the biggest creeps while ignoring any guy who actually has some value as a human being.

Basically, there´s two things that will get you women; status and money. Status (being fashionable and socially dominant) will get you the younger ones, money will get you the older ones.

Men look for the same things in relationships as they do in friendships: loyalty, humour, intelligence, etc. Women look for status. They want a guy that will make their female friends/competitors jealous. As they age, status stops being about "coolness" and starts being entirely money.

Far from being a sisterhood, women are far more competitive with each other than men are with men. Many of them would far rather steal a guy from a friend/competitor than go for a single guy.

And yes, anyone with a VAGINA can get positive attention from the opposite sex without much effort. Even fat and ugly VAGINA-owners have no fucking concept of how it really feels to be getting NO positive sexual attention AT ALL.

So females have NO FUCKING RIGHT AT ALL to complain about being single or lonely. If you´re female and reading this: you can get laid TODAY. Very few single males can say the same thing unless they´re prepared to pay for it. That´s why heterosexual males think sex is a big deal: it IS when you have such difficulty getting it.

So fuck off with bitching about relationships, girls: since YOU get to choose who gets laid and who doesn´t, it´s YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT for choosing badly.

Kult-
Kult-
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 07:09:12

boire du café à 01:08 am. ;o

Yé pas terrible lui du McDo..

Icewolf_666
Icewolf_666
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 07:44:46

Hahaha, Real.

TheEinherjar
TheEinherjar
Niveau 8
25 novembre 2007 à 07:45:45

Va te couche toi.

Icewolf_666
Icewolf_666
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 07:47:58

J´allais le faire, anyway.

( Done fapzoring )

Szeety
Szeety
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 07:58:40

fapzoring :question:

En tout cas, jm´en va me coucher :p)

EpicFailGuy
EpicFailGuy
Niveau 7
25 novembre 2007 à 21:52:32
  • Kult- profil

* Posté le 25 novembre 2007 à 06:55:35 avertir modérateur
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http://img412.imageshack.[...]183425503870ho4.jpg

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I lold hard

kirby
kirby
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:08:20

Xd LOL trop! xD mais une autre qui ma fait rie en sale cé lui du push the button receive bacon! XD LOLLL

mich
mich
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:10:39

Clair il m´a vraiment fait rire mon aussi XDD

[_snyper_]
[_snyper_]
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:14:08

En plus sur certains séchoirs y´a un troisième carré avec la «vapeur» redirigée vers la bouche du bonhomme, pour te sécher la bouche pis le visage...
Donc ça pourrait être
-Push the button
-Receive bacon
-Eat bacon
:-d

[_snyper_]
[_snyper_]
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:15:18

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/10/bacon_dispenser.jpg

OMGOMGOMGOMG :ouch2:

Pourquoi y´a tout le temps quelqu´un qui pense à tout avant moi :snif:

kirby
kirby
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:18:11

LOL XD owned! XD cé don ben drole ça XD mais la premiere quon a vu est plus drole pasque en plus le bacon a dla couleur

[Metal_Majora]
[Metal_Majora]
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:29:57

Lol Snyper :rire:

TheEinherjar
TheEinherjar
Niveau 8
25 novembre 2007 à 22:30:35

Old.

TheEinherjar
TheEinherjar
Niveau 8
25 novembre 2007 à 22:37:22

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/980/1195962941100ji1.jpg
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1118/1195962022436ym2.jpg

[_snyper_]
[_snyper_]
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 22:43:11

http://www.screenager.org/photos/dispenser/dispenser.jpg
Kin, avec le bacon en rouge ^^
Mouaha, le reflet du gars dans le truc en métal :P

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