Bonjour!

Ça va bien?

allooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

B´zoûr!

babyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee D:

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Gaspillage de salive.. -.-

On the Way of the Hunting Moooonnnn!

ARRGGGHHHHH!!

Lalala

Not funny.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1089/
Funny

Cyanide and Happiness c´est toujours plein de lulz.

Sinon mon copypast est ben meilleur:

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

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Bonne nuit.

L´impitoyable sélection naturelle dans le monde sans pitié des friandises. xD

Impitoyable, sans pitié... Ouan, méchant pléonasme...
J´me laisse aller dis donc.

Lol le triple-post inutile :P

Eh, stune moquerie du nationaliste ethnique ;o

Dah nationalisme*

Ah. 0o

Non.

C´est du lulz.

LoôLmao.. j´aime ton truc Frak! XD